It’s about time we started branding women.
Need advice: Should I tell my boss this?
Mmmm, I would say no. Especially if the boss is a she.
When is gold digging prostitution?
Why do women love the movie “Pretty Woman”?
Bettie Page has died
Bettie Page Is In A Coma
Well? Which is it? I need to know whether to send flowers or not.
A good one from New Posts
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Share your Christmas tree!
Sodomize someone with a… **
I was thinking . . .
The woman tree
I’m outta here - Dreams do come true !
Teenage boy trifecta.
**Which state has it’s act together the most?
Grading Season: Apostrophe, stay or go? **
Definitely go, in this case.
**Image verification fields anger me
Fuck Joe the Plumber and his anger **
Okay, now it’s just petty.
Old Lady Names
The woman tree
**Does anyone have true “holiday parties”?
Steve Perry
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A&A
**Does “Santa Claus” wrap presents?
hey, you with the long beard! **
Not now, can’t you see I’m wrapping presents?
**Fuck you Ford. $120 for a new key?
Opal, what the fuck is your problem?
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You misspelled “Opel”.
**Hell is…
Rude New Yorkers?
What event officializes a 1 on 1 relationship?
Manipulative and/or not quite consensual sex but not rape?
Manipulative and/or not quite consensual sex but not rape?
Starting a relationship? **
Do the dead get pissed at being moved?
Earthquake…in Sweden
I guess the lesson is don’t be alive in Sweden during an earthquake, or else the dead will rise up and get pissed at you!
My apartment has no heat! [I’m ok]
There’s Rioting In Our Streets
Property damage and possibly death. But at least you’re okay! 
(Alternate: Are they rioting on your behalf because you have no heat? You might want to think about thanking those rioters if you get some heat in your apartment! :))
**Ladies, let’s be honest
How many cats is too many?
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**WTF IS this??? I Mean Seriously…
Most disappointing Christmas present? **
Someone needs a lesson in etiquette…
What event officializes a 1 on 1 relationship?
Humana High Deductible Health Insurance
Not just official, but expensive.
Most disappointing Christmas present?
Manipulative and/or not quite consensual sex but not rape?
The gift that keeps on taking…
Yeah Hypno I saw that one too…that would be disappointing.
**Sleep study: What to expect?
Al Roker’s Fat Ass
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**Sexy Text Messages
Way to go, UAW!
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Get outta my dreams, get into my SUV!
**Why do Americans dislike France?
“They don’t know how to drive in snow”
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