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Palin’s daughter flips off voters
There’s Rioting in Our Streets

Kenya’s Elephants Send Text Messages to Rangers
My money-sucking project is done- yay! Now with bonus kitty!

**What is McCain’s message on Obama?
Republicans losing thier minds as a nigger gets closer to being POTUS **

**A Stupid Thing in Star Trek That Has Annoyed Me For Years
How DO these characters get laid as often as they do? **

Oh, and

**Shocking list of terrorist sympathizers!
Cindy McCain **

:dubious:

**You know what’s rather nasty?
I just came a little bit in my mouth **

What does the acronym ACORN stand for?
Argh! TO HELL WITH JOHN MCCAIN!

…No, not seeing that one at all.

**Unsexy words
Tell me about your gum surgery

Anti-sex advise for the young bride
Iceland’s going under… **

What are your plans for election night?
My husband is at a strip club and I can’t stop crying

No, not the Japanese election…sorry

People with 2 or more dogs: Do your dogs interact with each other?
Dogs are creatures of habit
My poor, defenseless, sweet puppy is gone.

**American English Pronunciation that bugs the bejeezus out of me
Sarah Palin pronunciation **

**Best villainous monologues
Ringo Takes a Stand! **

**I just came a little bit in my mouth

Alien are coming…tomorrow, Oct 14th
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I Must Share The Good News
Iceland’s going under…

I Must Share The Good News
A 15-year-old girl has a crush on me, apparently.

:eek:

My poor, defenseless, sweet puppy is gone.
There’s Rioting in Our Streets

Must have been a great dog.

How do you entertain yourself when stuck in traffic?
How far do you think you could travel naked?

A 15-year-old girl has a crush on me, apparently
MD sex offenders will have to post “NO CANDY AT THIS RESIDENCE” signs on Halloween

There’s Warfare on Our Border
There’s Rioting in Our Streets
Iceland’s going under…

Yes, well, other than that, how’re things going in the world?

**How big are a blue whale’s schlong and nuts?
Biggus Dickus **

Ah, the technical term. :smiley:

Damn… I was just coming here to post this. :frowning:

Also found: ‘Is Genesis the Only Major Creation Story That…’

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‘Who Believes in Creationism?’

**Your campaign song-what would it be?
The New David Cook Single, LIGHT ON **

Please spoil “The Journey” for me
Abominable local cuisine