Recipie for a Forkin’ Idiot.
Take one Grade A American Asshole
Add one pint of Whiskey (any type)
Party until Stewed
Add forks to bad taste.
Will fuck entire neighborhood, given an opportunity.
We have a name for that where i come from; it’s called “littering” and incurs a fine. Christ, if you’re going to get pissed and play practical jokes, at least makes then funny and interesting.
Thankyou.
And please stay out of the Disraeli, the Chamberlain, the Heath, and particularly the Thatcher. 
Good job, Bosda! The OP was 86% saner than your other ones!
ROFL…what a bunch of whoo ha’s…or from a favorite movie of mine…
“fargin iceholes”
Eilsel
(who has never really seen
one of Bosda’s lunatic rants
and hopes to never be the
brunt of one lol)
…of course - the estimable Johnny Dangerously
…of course - the estimable Johnny Dangerously
Gotta love that movie.
“I’m standing here with my dork in my hand”
It’s… frankly, it’s an old and stupid gag often done by high school kids. I’ve seen it before.
Goddamn forkers, spawning new processes all over the place and filling up my RAM with threads [sub]grumble grumble grumble[/sub]…