Fort Dix II: Electric Boogaloo Terrorists Target JFK

[Tuckerfan]

Remember, we’re fighting them over in Iraq, so we don’t have to fight them over here.

State and federal authorities in New York say they have arrested three people Saturday and are seeking a fourth in connection with the plan to use explosives to attack airport fuel tanks and pipelines that service JFK airport.

U.S. Attorney Rosalynn Mauskopf told reporters the pipelines are fed by a major fuel facility in near-by New Jersey which also has links to other area airports. “The devastation that would be caused had this plot succeeded is just unthinkable,” she said.

Don’t you feel safer, now? I do.