Also please fogive my sloppy grammar. I was but a caveman who happened to fall into a crevasse and freeze so that I could be reawakened by your modern science. Your rules of language frighten and confuse me.
DICKHEAD!!!
I’m sorry to say this, but the fact that there is someone in the board with opinions like the ones presented by Eternal makes me doubt the usefulness of the Internet as a medium of communication and the sharing of ideas. I don’t think I want to know people like this exist out there.
Good lord, look at what he has done to the Calm Kiwi.
Yea, all manner of fruits and vegetables quiver with fury at the presence of Eternal…
You mean that your preceding posts are not as bad as it gets with you?!?!?!? Dear Lord in Heaven!!
Well, your comments have been weighing on my mind for about 12 hours now, and I wish it had never started to begin with, so boo-fucking-hoo to you!
I read this lame excuse for an apology as Eternal saying “Okay, I’m tired of this now, so if it takes an apology to shut you all up, then I’m sorry”. I think the time to be sorry passed about five posts ago!
HMPPHHHHHHHH!! Kiwis are birds or people! Both of whom have cranky moments. The fruit are called Kiwifruit…they are remarkably cool, calm and collected at all times, but then they probably have never been affected by suicide so they have no need to feel outraged at DICKHEADS who trivialise the issue.
Please remember next time you are making fruit salad that people and flightless birds ain’t tasty. Kiwifruit is delish though. 
Psssstt! Calm kiwi! Ya forgot to tell ‘em they call th’ fruit Zespri now! Done to stop th’ confusion – heh, heh.
Oh, and Eternal? You there, all tucked up in your tortoise shell, pretending as if none of this thread is actually happening – get a flamin’ clue, mate, before you go postin’ utter crap like that about women, suicides and all the rest, okay? Pillock!
Good point Ice…but I would be happy if they just didn’t think I was a hairy brown thing! 
Besides Zespry was a damn stupid idea…but oh well, as long as it doesn’t go back to Chinese Gooseberry and take all the credit away from us
I reckon you can definitely say Eternal is a Zespri.
Your apology is worth shit, you choad-for-brains, you worthless smegma, you ratsucking asshole!
Ah, so your total lack of tact and compassion is a result of your conservative views?
Can we get a Republican in here to call him an asshole and refute this idea?
Hmm?
Oh yes, he be quite the asshole.
Will a libertarian do?
Asshole.
Yup, I’m a Republican, and I say he’s an asshole. Of course, now he is free to put forth the idea that my daughter couldn’t properly kill herself because all conservatives know better deep down inside, or some such shit.
Meatpickle.
Yet another Republican chiming in…
Hey, Eternal? You are quite the shit for brains, aren’t you? :mad:
I think being offended by someone being blantantly insensitive and then vaguely remorseful is natural no matter what your political leanings might be.
I’m a Labourite (Americans, please read Democrat) and am still MOST uncalm.
norinew…as a family member left bereft by a suicide and as a contemplated/attempted-more-then-I-should-have “survivor”, I wish you and your daughter all the very best. Clinical depression is a nasty beast. I wish you and your family all the very best and wish that you had never had to read Eternals words (though in some odd way he/she has probably given you a small way to vent).
Kia Kaha (stay strong)
I’m a Republican (don’t throw anything!), and have been keeping up with this thread.
At the very least, Eternal, your behavior in that thread was staggeringly tactless. Your behavior in this thread indicates that you are an immature, unripened boil on the ass of humanity, a child that shits on the kitchen floor and expects every one to compliment you on its color and nutty aroma.
In short, Eternal, you’re a soulless specimen of humanity. Until you learn the error of your ways, may God keep you from ever producing offspring, so that the children would not learn such behavior from you.
Eternal, you take one step forward, then three or four back. An apology, followed by a backhanded insult (which completely negates the apology, in case you were wondering).
A word to the wise : If you stop digging, the hole won’t get any deeper.
You know, I just knew there had to be a reason for all of this. It makes perfect sense, encino man, that you have been reanimated from the past to show us, future beings, just how ignorant life would be if we all lived in caves, swung clubs, and thought personal hygiene was a type of hyena.