I am here, and enjoying the party. However, I would appreciate a heads up when the male stripper is scheduled to arrive.
I need to find a convenient chair to hide behind. You know how these guys ACT, don’t you? My word, I went to a lady batchelor party a few years ago, and…well, less said the better, I guess.
Maybe since there are only two ladies here, it would be better to get a female stripper. Women strippers have GOT to have more class than the male variety, right?
Why are you all laughing?
I’ll just duck into the kitchen and whip you up some hors d’oeuvres-I got a good recipe from dropzone’s “I’m working” thread-for some reason, it seemed to loosen everyone up.
Congrats on the post count, and the rocking party!
Scotti
PS-please don’t invite any more women on MY account-AudreyK and I are more than enough female pulchritude for now!
Chronos, this post was your 1000th and by chance I happened to read it and post the following one which was my 1000th. Since you didn’t say anything I wasn’t sure if you did not think it was an event worth mentioning or you were just ignoring me. Now I have my answer… Ok, I’ll go back to my own corner now…
Congratulations, Chronos! Sorry I’m late. I just hope I make it to 1000 before the heat death of the Universe. For your celebration gift, here’s a non-Euclidean Twister board, for when you want some really interesting convolutions. My favorite setting is “Klein Bottle”. Enjoy!
Ya know, Chronos, me and the other ladies here have been thinking (this is a warning; it’s NEVER good for you men when women do this), but maybe, since you are the guest of honor here, YOU should be the one to perform the first striptease? The rest of you guys, please, feel free to join in anytime!
Damn, sailor, I was hoping nobody would be up late enough and reading my threads to notice… Yes, I’ll admit it, the OP of this thread was actually number 1008 for me. I was posting away in the fact columns, and noticed the number 1007 for one of my old posts, and figured I’d better get over here quick-- Who would know that the other posts were before this?
And the reason that I didn’t acknowledge it over there, was that I figured it’d be more appropriate here.
And I’ve no objection to putting on a show, myself, if nobody else objects… Scotti? Catrandom? What do you say? Meanwhile, let’s try out this nifty new board that Achernar brought…
For your celebration gift, here’s a non-Euclidean Twister board, for when you want some really interesting convolutions. My favorite setting is “Klein Bottle”. 
Enjoy!