Run Lola Run A Solid 90 minutes of nothing but Lola Bunny, of the Movie Space Jam, jogging, accompined by German techno music. With Lunatics failing in the youth market, Warner Brothers have decided to market to the pervy furry fans. 
Released direct to video, solid only in adult magazine stores. It is the natural result of the increased popularity of hentai.
I’d buy it. 
[sub]What?[/sub]
The Inedibles- a behind the scenes documentary about the inner workings of McDonalds and Burger King
A Nightmare on Sesame Street- Big Bird has dreams about a horribly burned Elephantesque furry monster with a taste for fried chicken…
** The Ionic Giant **- The town of Rockwell Maine is in the grips of losing all their precious dust and dirt, yet the air smells fresh and clean, young Hogarth Hughes befreinds the giant and attempts to hide it from Evil Federal Agent Sharpe Rimage
Kill Bill Gates- fed up with the constant onslaught of viruses, spyware, adware, and an unstable, bloated OS, leigons of Windows users reach their breaking point and converge en-masse on microsoft’s Redmond campus to lynch bill gates, highlights include scenes of Linus Torvaldis(sp?) parading around the campus with gates’ head impaled on a spike
it’s been hailed as “The #1 Feel-Good Computer Nerd Movie of the Summer”
Oh man these are good…salute
Haha destined to be a classic.
Elians - Not just another “bug hunt”, the Space Marines must best Miami’s fervent ex-pat community on a stealth mission to return a child to his father.
Return of the Bling - P Diddy and 50 Cent star as hobbits who took all of Smaug’s gold things, yo!
Saving Ryan’s Privates - After 4 other genital tragedies in his family, Army pulls soldier out of combat to ensure the survival of his family’s genes.
The Blair Witch Project Mayhem - Teens investigating a mysterious soap-making operation disappear. Or if they came back, they don’t talk about it.
Clueless in Seattle Meg Ryan plays herself.
Turner and Coochie Det Scott Turner {Hanks} is back on the singles scene and doing quite well.
The Road to Paducah Tom Hanks plays an inbred illiterate gangster from Kentucky.
Field of Reams The haunting tail of gay Baseball players coming out of the closet.
The Ever Ending Story Winner of the Cannes film festival shortest independent film award, every fucking year.
Full Mental Jacket- Lee Ermey and Matthew Modine share a cell in an insane asylum.
Doing the Star Wars films…
Episode 4: A New Pope – The College of Space Cardinals convenes to elect a new leader for the Empire.
Episode 5: The Umpire Strikes Back – Luke and friends piss off some of the officials at a galactic baseball game.
Episode 6: Return of the Red-Eye – Our heros battle the evil empire, which is spreading a plague of dry, itchy, burning eyes (after destroying all Visine in the galaxy).
Episode 1: The Fandom Menace – A new movie comes out and rabid obsessed fans threaten to destroy a peaceful way of life.
Episode 2: Attack of the Clowns – Dark forces manipulate political events and unleash an army of Bozos on the Republic.
Episode 3: Revenge of the Smiths – Through music with depressing lyrics, Morrissey lures a powerful warrior to the Dark Side.
“Goma”–medical thriller about an experimental drug that causes people to slouch and talk in a hillbilly accent"Dawn of the Dread"–the last 6 DEA agents on earth hole up in a shopping mall after the rest of the population has turned into Jamaican pot dealers “Lord of the Ring”–Frodo comes into possession of a mysterious parchment whose victims die 7 days after reading it.
And a few more:“There’s Something About Harry”–young Potter mistakes the Sorceror’s Stone for hair gel “Fahrenheit Ocean’s/11”–George, Dick and their crew hatch a madcap plan to steal $80 billion from the unsuspecting taxpayers. “Berle, Interrupted”–Milton is sent to an erectile dysfunction clinic against his will. “Bend Over Like Beckham”–the untold story of what really goes on in European football locker rooms. “Steward Little”–in a cost-cutting move, the airline industry hires rodents as flight attendants.
The Sith Sense: I see dead Jedi.
Bladder Runner: Harrison Ford gotta go, goota go, gotta go right now.
Okay, I promis this is the last from me!
FIVE EASY PISCES: Sheriff Andy and his son Opie have a successful fishing trip.
FLASHDUNCE: Stupid exhibitionist exposes himself only to police officers.
GENTLEMEN PREFER BONDS: Two horny but stupid traders buy bonds because someone tells them bondage is sexy.
GOOFELLAS: Youngster wants to be a tar spreader like his heroes in the Highway Department.
THE GRAPES OF WRAITH: Ultra-thin model Twiggy lives on one handful of fruit a day until someone introduces her to steak.
HIGH NOONER: Sendup of the western classic in which a pot-smoking sheriff waits for his girlfriend, Frances “Frankie” Miller to arrive on the noon train for a little action.
INVASION OF THE SNOTTY BADGERS: Small furry predators descend on farm and make fun of the livestock.
IVAN HO: Russian expatriate male hooker works Sunset Boulevard.
IT’S A WONDERFUL LIE: Jimmy Stewart portrays TV cheat Charles Van Doren in little known first version of Quiz Show.
JANE WYATT EARP: Out-takes showing Jane’s reaction to saccharine scripts of “Father Knows Best.”
PLANET OF THE TAPES: Astronaut lands on planet inhabited by primitives who have not yet discovered the compact disc.
REBEL WITHOUT A CASE: Obese Atlanta lawyer hears ambulance chasers make good money, but, even with track shoes on, he can’t catch any.
SCHINDLER’S LUST: Story of a manufacturer who saves women from the production line in return for “favors.”
SILENCE OF THE LIMBS: Zen Buddhist practices the sound of one hand clapping.
SILENT RUNNY: Old man suffers post-nasal drip without comment.
SINGIN’ IN THE DRAIN: Plumber dreams of being an opera star.
SOME LIKE IT NOT: Sugar joins an all-girls band because she hates men.
THE THYME MACHINE: Victorian scientist channels Wolfgang Puck and learns secrets of cooking with herbs.
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Enema of the State Gene Hackman is the White house physician and the President is constipated.
You may gather that I especially like puns. These and all the others are very funny. I’m still laughing.
:smack: Preview is my friend, dammit! :smack:
Next time I’ll get the coding right.
**Mr. Sith Goes to Washington ** (and become Senator Palpatine)
**Grail-Safe ** (We can’t bring them back from their quest. We’ll have to let the French drop a cow on us.)
**The Ironic Giant ** (Mr Play it Safe was afraid to fly)
Requiem for a Dreamsicle (I can’t stop eating them, I’m hooked)
Tool Hand Luke (Edward Scissorhands cousin)
The Paisan Of The Christ: The story of Jesus’ best buddy
Star Wars: The Fatman Menace: Orson Wells returns from the dead
Star Wars: The Attack Of The Ice Cream Cones: Eat them before they eat you!
Conan The Comedian: Conan O’Brian redoes Conan The Barbarian dressed in a muscle suit.
Kill Bill: Hilary finally gets fed up.
The Sound And The Furry: There’s got to be a joke in there somewhere.
Stars Wars Christmas Spoil: It certainly was.
Tori! Tori! Tori! - Blocked in their expansionist moves in the Pacific by United States foreign policy, angry Japanese take out their frustrations on Ms. Spelling
Schindler’s Fist - On second thought, let’s not go there.
Gil with the Pearl Necklace…Confusion ensues when CSI vacations in San Francisco.
Hee hee!