I just had to finally open this thread, didn’t I? Now I’ll never get any work done …
To Thrill a Mockingbird When mockingbirds become an endangered species, a task force is formed to save the species. But how?
Blade Runner Harrison Ford smuggles cheap imitation shaving equipment.
The Usual Seargents World War I flick about a group of NCO’s tasked with a special plot against the Kaiser.
The Wizz of Ozz Mr. Osborne’s being tested for drugs. Actually, not a whole lot of suspense in this one.
A Phish Called Wanda A documentary about the latest identity theft scam.
The Unnatural: The corpse of Roy Hobbs rises from the grave to play baseball. As the DH, he leads his Tampa Bay Devil Rays to their first World Series victory.
The Unmentionables: Elliott Ness discoveres a ladies’ underwear store is front for organized crime.
Close…
Farenheit 11/9: Moore’s film goes to Europe.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy, Luann A cartoon character busts out of her creator’s gut and terrorizes the world … until the Fonz can cool her down.
Ayyyyyyyyyyyyy, Luanns The touching sequel where Luann accidentally gets cloned. How can the Fonz possibly cope? Ayyyyyyyy …
The Wonderful Wizard of Ounce: Dorothy finds a way to go Over the Rainbow without leaving her own back yard!
"C" Biscuit Set in the 1930’s, a man who has lost his son in a tragic accident and his wife to divorce sets out to win the competition for the world’s best biscuit recipe. Alas, he is not up to producing a grade “A” biscuit …
Hill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure A “mockumentary” about the 2008 presidential race where Hillary Clinton runs for president with Ted Kennedy as her running mate.
Hill and Ted’s Bogus Journey: An investigation is launched when Ted Kennedy is the only one to emerge from the limousine after he and Hillary cross over the Potomac.
Some titles from Blockbuster’s Geek section:
Colossus - The Fortran Project (early warning about code bloat)
**COBOL Runnings ** (story of the first Jamaican IT development team)
**BASIC Instinct ** (woman writes killer apps; shows detectives a peek at her code)
**American History C ** (neo Nazi learns to overcome his hatred of pointers)
American History C++ (the sequel)
**Perl Harbor ** (story of infamous sneak DoS attack)
AdaPascaLisp Now (hunt for a rogue programmer who mixes languages)
The Man Without a Race: the story of a disfigured man who befriends, mentors, then is suspected of molesting a young man. Starring Michael Jackson.
The Grapes of Wrath Henry Fonda and Jane Darwell star as tourists in Mexico who drink some baaaaaad juice.
Old Yeller The endearing story of a senior citizen who constantly exhorts the neighborhood children to “stay off my lawn!”
To Grill A Mockingbird The Food Channel’s first foray into motion pictures!
Arsenio and Old Lace - Former talk-show host and Irene Ryan start a detective agency.
How could you believe me when I said, I’d stop it when you know I’ve been a liar all my life?
The Passion Of The Crust: An Italian baker has an obsession with crusty sourdough bread.
Bouncy: Pamela Anderson breaks a bra strap.
Being Malkovich’s John: A privy seat’s eye view of the star in really private moments.
Kingdom Of Haven: Porn star Annette rules!
House Of WACs: Women’s Army Corps officers begin disappearing in the 50’s as a nearby wax museum displays hauntingly familiar images.
This game is addictive!
MASTERFUL COMMANDER: In the old Royal Navy, discipline was STRICT! 
Harry Potter and the Kidney Stone – Harry has some medical problems and goes…
Harry Potter and the Chamberpot of Secrets – strange magic infests Harry’s toilet
Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Grabbin’ – Harry encounters an escaped sexual predator
coming soon…
Harry Potter and the Globbet of Phlem – Harry fights a nasty cold
Harry Potter and the Ordure From Phoenix – Harry gets detention shovelling a fertilizer shipment and finds suspicious clues buried in the dung.
I, Robut Dr. John Zoidberg must team up with Bender to find out why Mom’s Freindly Robot (or as Zoidy says, Robut) Company’s robots keep breaking the 3 Rules* or we’re all boned
*1;Bend
2; Cheese it
3; <Classified>
High noun : the two fastest scrabble players face each other for the ultimate match.
Stage couch : High are Rumanian film showing a couch on a stage, very artistic but boring as hell.
The man who shot liberty valley : A young ambitious lawyer arrives in a fronteer town but takes an instant disslike to the schenery, after learning to shoot from an old time gun slinger he sets out to level the landscape one bullet at a time.
Ip : A Jewish mathematical genius discovers G*d’s web address.
(apologies to Berke Breathed)
The Wheeled One: Johnny Strabler’s recovery after a motorcycle accident leaves him unable to walk. Starring Stephen Blackehart (one of Brando’s sons).
