Fractured Movie Titles

Dorky Park A detective in Redmond, Washington must find out who killed two programmers who may have been trying to escape from Microsoft.

The Malted’s Falcon Humphrey Bogart drives his new Ford to the pharmacy. Little does he know that the soda jerk has plans for that car …

The Year of Living Johnny Dangerously - Mel Gibson and Joe Piscopo as journalist and gangster in “Mob Era” Indonesia.

Oh how I laughed

Gone With The Wind Clark Gable has a super high tech watch (well, high tech for 1939) with all sorts of gizmos and gears. In fact, it is so finely tuned that if you wind it just wrong …

Of Moose and Men A documentary exploring the strange sexual habits in northern Maine.

Oh brothel, where art thou A lonley GI in Iraq looks for some action.

How the Test was Done A riveting look at the number two pencil.
They Came in Outer Space Romance blossems on the Space Shuttle and the 5 mile high club is born.

Pebble without a Clause The tragic true story of how the youngest Flintstone was cheated by Movie Moguls

That Darn Cat, with Eggroll an expose of Asian cuisine in the US.

**100 and 1 Crustations ** a documentary of the Lobster eating contest in Saco, Maine

“What is Lindsay Lohan?”

Hee hee!

A Fistful of Collars Clint Eastwood plays a strip club bouncer.
True Grits The Duke takes lessons from Alton Brown. (ok, so there was a Good Eats episode by that name, I’m taking a cheap shot.)
The Secret of Mîm Morgoth really wants to know!

Star Trek III–The Search for SH*T#2 goes looking for Klingons on Uranus

this one struck me as really funny. Maybe it was watching my buddy escorted out that did it.

Missin’ Imp: Possible? The movie debut of cartoon character Kim Possible. A lawn gnome has been stolen and she’s the #1 suspect!

The Bad Noose Bares The story of a klutzy nudist lynch mob.

Schwingin’ in the Rain The long anticipated sequel to Wayne’s World 2. And it’s a musical!

The Hound of Music Sherlock Holmes tracks down a mysterious murderous mastiff. And it’s a musical!

Diddler on the Roof Mmmm. Nah, I’d better not.

About A Goy: Hugh Grant, trying to escape the mob tries to impersonate a rabbi in this ripoff of Sister Act.

The Bachelor And The Sobby Boxer: Cary Grant trains Shirley Temple for the Golden Gloves, but she cries every time someone hits her.

Up In Smokey: Cheech and Chong do a Forest Service porn parody.

The Eiger Suction: Clint Eastwood breaks all vaccuum cleaner sales records in Carmel.

I tell ya, I’m addicted!

Divine Secrets Of The Yo-Yo Brotherhood: Divine Brown, Divine, Father Divine and YoYo Ma star in this weird parody of a popular chick flick.

The Flasher King: Robin Willya exposes himself more than ten thousand times without getting caught.

Double Jeopardy Doo-Dah: Joel Chandler Harris takes on Ken Jennings in the Don’t That Beat All Jeopardy Tournament Of Ultimate Champions.

Somebody shoot me, please. I can’t stop myself!

The Pelican’s Briefs: Julia Roberts has a strange method of protecting an endangered species.

Send Me No Followers: A hermit played by Rock Hudson wants to be left alone on the mountaintop.

A Street Cur Named Desire: Stray bitch has adventures . . . and three litters by movie’s end.

Young Franken’s Stein: Youthful Al buys huge beer stein on trip to Germany.

Bonfire Of The Hannitys: Al Franken lights up the studios of opposing political pundit and cohorts.

Last Tango In Pairs: Brando invents a new dance requiring three people.

Okay, I admit it. I have way too much time on my hands.

Spitted Away: A young Japanese girl spits on a Shinto shrine. Weird stuff ensues.
The Seven Sam-I-Ams: They’ll make you eat green eggs and ham.
The Winds Of Mayonnaise: I got nothin’ :smack:
Lupin The 3rd: The Castle Of Colesterol: Lupin The 3rd goes on a diet!

and one really obscure one:
The Puppy Masters: A mysterious force is taking over mankind and it’s really cute!

I like that one best, but then I’m pretty obscure. :wink:

Dirty Harry, Crazy Mary: Harry Callahan is called out of retirement to help catch a serial killer whose MO is eerily similar to some unsolved murders from the '70s. Problem is, the only known witness to the earlier murders has been institutionalized.

Many thanks, Liberal!

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