Seriously? What in the actual fuck is wrong with these people?
They’re weird. I don’t think there’s any more to it than that.
I mean, seriously, how do they even think that wearing diapers and carrying around “semen” is going to sway more people to vote for their side?
I like to think that the more weird shit they do, the more the normal Rs won’t vote for Trump. I’m a bit surprised Trump or Vance hasn’t called on them to knock it off because it’s making them look really fucking stupid.
Let me explain…No, there is too much. Let me sum up: They’re fucking weird.
You know it’s his jizz because of the couch upholstery fibers.
Please - whatever you do, don’t mock the rest of us more. We are devastated by it. And definitely don’t do it openly on camera. We would definitely be “pwned” by that.
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It has been suggested that the spooge bottles are not a real thing and that the pictures all track back to one source.
On the other hand - like Vance fucking a couch - it’s entirely consistent with other MAGA nonsense like wearing diapers and ear bandages and waving Russian flags, so who knows?
I’m not sure what you mean by that. Are you saying they pictures are fake or the pictures are real but it was just a few people doing it?
By whom? Not being snarky, but like @Joey_P, I’d like to know who said it and why they said it. A handful of people at one rally, maybe? That I might believe.
And, I just learned, the whole point of it is to make fun of Tim Walz and his wife for using IVF.
Oh, and Jr posted this:
But, no, dad’s right, it’s the dems that are weird.
Real but just a few people at one rally.
Posited on Bluesky.
As I suspected, thanks.
Still weird, however.
It really means Dems shouldn’t (be allowed) to breed. If they had manly man Vance-type sperrm their kids would have good conservative reactionary wacko genes and grow up to be good conservatives reactionary wackos.
It’s eugenics at its core. Maybe they should start chanting “Lets go Adolph!” at their next rally.
At another level it’s further proof that to that faction, politics is not the serious business of statecraft, policy, and governance. It’s simply a reality TV show and they prefer Snookie from Jersey Shore.
Arrested development, I think. The Right tends to act and think like (exceptionally obnoxious) early teenagers, including doing and saying all sorts of gross and stupid things that would be hilarious to someone that age. They just never grow out of it like normal people do.
This isn’t about persuading the other side. This is about proving how devoted you are to your side.
Evidently if you’re a republican, it’s peachy-keen to refer to your daughter as a piece of ass (or was it to say he’d be dating her?), to say you grab women by the pussy, and to incite an insurrection to overthrow our government. But, if you’re a democrat, you damn well better not hug your daughter. (The link goes to Yahoo.)
And on cue, bathroom freakout! (The link goes to Yahoo.)
Lexington middle school’s restroom design draws ire of Republican lawmakers in Frankfort
Republican state lawmakers grilled the Fayette County Public Schools superintendent Tuesday over the design of restrooms in a new middle school, suggesting the district is trying to circumvent the anti-transgender law enacted by the GOP-controlled legislature last year.
Yeah. Let’s not protect students. Nobody nees that woke nonsense!
I would love it if every public washroom was designed like this. Stalls with actual doors and walls?!? Sign me up!
‘But how will I play footsie with the guy in the other stall then??? After all, I have a wide stance… If you know what I mean.’
~ A totally straight and in the least bit gay curious conservative
He’s in his wiiiiiiiide stance with his Hammer pants dooooown! 