Need to add the gun-emoji freakout to the list:
Emoji’s have gone woke!
The restrooms in Bavaria where amazing. Yes you had to pay (a pittance), but they where clean and had private stalls. I was kinda pissed off at first (ha) but shit (haha) they where nice.
There was the two-day freakout where a stock market correction was seen as evidence of how “investors” were starting to fear a Kamala presidency.
Gus Walz shed tears of joy and pride during his dad’s DNC speech
Funny how now they’re looking forward to it. A stock market run as trump wants, like the Chinese ones AKA an unregulated casino, would kill not only Mom and Pop investors, but most Wall Street firms too.
Wow. Pubbies really can’t handle the idea of someone caring about a dog.
Donald Trump’s fans are trying to push the lamest conspiracy yet on Minnesota Governor Tim Walz: They’re now accusing him of faking his dog Scout’s identity.
Right-wing columnist Dustin Grage fueled the controversy with a post on X Monday morning screenshotting two 2022 posts from Walz where he mentions Scout, claiming that Walz referred to two different dogs as Scout.
Oh, the horror.
Seriously, this is the best they can do?
I don’t think they understand that now that the Dems are employing communication jiu jitsu, every time they try this crap they dig the “we’re a bunch of clueless weirdos” hole a little deeper. And Walz ends up looking even more like America’s dad.
They’re bad at this.
They are bad at this. Also, they really are clueless weirdos.
Honestly, I think it’s just that Walz is a genuinely decent person. He’s managed to get into a high office without exhibiting a lust for power that’s so common at those levels.
I think it’s both. Walz seems like an authentic good dude. But the Dems also seem to have abandoned their pearl-clutching, breathless outrage every time a MAGA says something hateful and stupid. They seem to be turning it around, pretty effectively, into a snarky, clever counterattack.
“Yeah, those guys are weird.” The communication after Trump’s “press conference.” Etc.
That is true. Though, the right is clutching at the tiniest straws to come up with anything bad on Walz.
Like, let’s bash Democratic Governor Walz over this picture of him crouched down smiling with a dog at a dog park, while Republican Governor Noem admitted to shooting her dog in her book because she thought it would make her look like a tough no-nonsense gun owner.
Apparently.
The really funny part is, they want us to believe that this is the best the Democrats can do.
“Okay, we’re going to fake Walz having a dog by taking a lot of pictures of him with dogs.”
“One problem, the dog from last week isn’t available.”
“That’s okay, we can just use a completely different dog, no one will notice that!”
I mean, it’s not even a “Look, the ears are slightly different!” level of conspiracy theory. It’s a completely different dog, color and all!
It’s so laughable on its face that laughing at them is the only sensible reaction.
Speaking of jiu jitsu… Josh Marshall at Talking Points Memo had an editorial the other day talking about how Kamala Harris has essentially made Trump the incumbent, much to his disadvantage.
About halfway down there’s this quote…
If Trump and his toadies are now complaining that Harris is treating him like the incumbent it is because in ways vast and small he has acted like one and demanded to be treated like one for almost four years. She’s taken his most perverse and vainglorious conceit and turned it into a massive liability.
…followed by the most hilarious animated gif.
(This probably belongs in the schadenfreude thread, but since you mentioned jiu jitsu I felt like I had to post it here.)
Insightful analysis. Thanks for sharing.
It seems to me that the MAGA crowd would be rooting for Cruella De Vil over the Dalmatian puppies.
And they’d be sporting Chinese-made knock-off dalmation coats in solidarity.
Well of course. Being feared is what you should aspire to!
Hey, you leave Kristi Noem out of this…! Maybe she just likes throwing dead dogs “down the quarry”.
Yes, please leave Kristi Noem out of this. There is no reason that the world needs to be reminded of that time she, Kristi Noem, shot a puppy in the face. Kristi Noem probably doesn’t need to be remembered as a dog killer. Just to be clear, I don’t want Kristi Noem to be known as a puppy murder, so we should stop talking about that time she shot a dog. Again, Kristi Noem should not be remembered as a dog killer. It is a disservice to remember Kristi Noem as a dog killer. She also shoots goats.