Kristi Noem shot a puppy?
Why would Kristi Noem shoot a puppy?
The puppy was too woke.
Because she didn’t have the time or patience to properly train it.
Because she’d rather play with her gun than play with her dog?
@MindsEye_Watering, I got it.
The puppy went for its gun first. It was no angel.
To be fair, this is the last known picture of the goat,
In her own words: “ I hated that dog.”
Perfect t-shirt: “The Puppy Shot First!”
I’d wear it.
Good heavens. I saw a man wearing a Bongino shirt today.
“The only thing that stops a bad puppy with a gun…
Why am I picturing a screenshot of the Star Wars Mos Eisley cantina with a puppy’s head on Greedo’s body, and Noem’s head on Solo’s?
But Solo shot first.
I’m talking about the Special Edition version of Noem’s book that George Lucas went in and enhanced afterward to make her look like she was just defending herself against a puppy bounty hunter.
Oh, my bad. Never mind. I shoulda known.
I’m waiting for the version where she’s holding a walkie talkie.