Make hotdogs even more disgusting than they already are.
You’ve been eating at a certain City Cafe again, aintcha?
From your link
I can see why one would find Spaghetti-Os disgusting, but I’m sure most guys enjoy a little head on their hotdog whenever they can get it. 
Do you have a little head on your hotdog? Because I prefer…
Oh nevermind.
Aw, let’s just say I’ve got a “micropenis” and leave it at that, since no one would ever believe otherwise.
Nobody likes the freaky franks? 
slinking back to my cave…
That was odd, and I liked it.
Not sure why though…
Get a mod to change the thread title to something like, “Would you like a head on your weiner?” or “Want some head to go with that?” Anything with sex in the title automatically gets a ton of responses. We Dopers appear to be a horny lot.