From this thread Fred Phelps is coming to our fine city on the 28th of Feb. Anybody interested in a meetup to properly welcome him?
I was thinking drinks beforehand somewhere in the Usyd area and then going to see the play to see what all the fuss is about. Any board members that have any good ideas as to what we should do to Fred, feel free to post em in this thread.
Let this American apologize for Fred’s upcoming visit to your country.
Seems this clown isn’t happy spreading his sh*t around the USA. Oh no. This jerk wants to “go global”. Needless to say, do NOT judge all Americans based on this alleged human being. I’d like to suggest to you folks “down under” that you revoke his passport, but then you’d be stuck with him!!!
Hmmm I’ve heard there is a stretch of Australian railway called “the Nullabar Plain” which is about 500 miles of track through 100% desert. If he were on that train, maybe someone could kick him off at mile 250. Just a thought.
Incidentally, an anagram of “Pastor Fred Phelps” is “Dr Sappho’s pert elf”. I like the ‘pert elf’ image. It seems so… aw but Fred isn’t “that way” is he?
As for Sappho, isn’t she one of “those people” that Fred seems to disdain? I do not know if Sappho had an MD or a PhD but it does complete the anagram quite nicely.
Maybe this jerk will find “Waltzing Matilda” offensive to his sensibilities.
In any case, sorry that this fool was found acceptable to export.