FREE CHICKEN & BEER

Er, not:)

[sub]I know, I understand what you wrote, but it looks so amusing![/sub]

Chicken? Beer?! WHERE DO I SIGN UP?!??!

[sub]Welcome to the boards! Enjoy your stay![/sub]

Yet another possible sig opportunity. Funny stuff.

Welcome aboard darksenshi! May you have as much fun here as I’ve been having since I registered (Yah, that would be about a week and a half ago)!

Now then…where’s my chicken? And some beer wouldn’t hurt either. Technically I’m underage, but if you won’t tell anyone, I’ll be your new best friend!

Hehe, j/k…I’ll be your friend anyways. I don’t even really like beer. But hell, maybe it will grow on me eventually (not literally, of course) :wink:

Q: What’s the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you sue the whole bird.

:smiley: (I love that joke, I really do. But don’t worry, it’s safe to come back now … Guys?)

Anyway, welcome to the board, darksenshi! :slight_smile: Care to explain your moniker while you’re here?

I think he lied about the donuts and I dont think he’s coming back. I say we kick the shit out of his Nick and shove a beer can or two up his ass!!!

…and then cook chicken.

what we’re missing here is a reference to Porn 'n Chicken, the group of Yale students who get together once a week to drink beer, eat fried chicken, and watch porn. They’re supposedly producing a porn called staxxx starring yalies. So you see, beer, chicken, and sex all go together quite nicely.

HEY!!!
I was gonna come back You just have to give me time…
I gots lotsa other stuff I had to do!!!
Ok here’s the lowdown on me…
I AM A GIRL!!! So stop with the he shit. :wink:
I’m 25 years old & I live in the grand state of GEORGIA!!
I have a sweet Boyfriend that I have been in love with for 7 years.
No kids.
One cat, Miss Kitty. Did I mention she was spawned from Hell.
My name means Dark soldier, It’s taken from Sailor Moon.
The sailor scouts as they are known in the U.S. are called Senshi,or Soldiers in Japan…
But I could talk Anime all day. I’m just happy to find a great MB that cracks me up!!!
I hope we all become friends…

…and the donuts are WHERE!!!

:wink:

When the day arrives that this occurs literally,

CALL ME.

I’m still waiting for doughnuts. I want the chocolate frosted ones.

I’ll make a mental note to do that.
I can picture the conversation now…

Hello, White Lightning? I have a beer can growing out of my ass. Why don’t you come over for a drink?