Ok this has nothing to do with beer or chicken. I’m a newbie here & I just thought that would be a good way to introduce myself…
I dig the message board completely.
So that’s about all I have to say. I hope you guys will accept me & love me as one of your own.
Well, you’re on the right track with the beer. For sheer attractive purposes of a thread title, though, you’ll want to include something about sex, but you’ll learn (unless that’s what the chicken part is about, but in that case, well, I don’t wanna know).
Welcome aboard, darksenshi! Make yourself at home, feel free to poke around, pee in the corners, whatever suits. I’m sure some of the more experienced Dopers will be along shortly to welcome you more thoroughly (watch out for that Crunchy Frog character though, he’s bad news).
Here’s hoping you enjoy your stay!
Damn, and I’m kinda hungry, too. Oh, well…
Welcome to the SDMB, darksenshi. Newbies have to provide the doughnuts. ::sits back to wait for breakfast time so she can at least snag a couple of doughnuts::
'Sup darksenshi? Welcome to the herd!
[sub][Homer]Mmm…donut…[/homer][/sub]
if there was ever a thread title more alluring, I haven’t seen it yet. 
all that build up and no deliver.
welcome.
I think you’ve hit the nail on the proverbial head. Enough chicken and beer, and the sex can be pretty much considered inevitable. Of course, how much of each is required can vary from one person to the next…
[Sylvester Stallone]
Yo, darksenshi!
[/Sylvester Stallone]
Check it out: http://www.beercanchickenroaster.com.
For people who like to cook chicken with a beer can up its ass.
Okay. You’re starting to scare me now. And why do you know about this site? [sub]:sniff Mommy? There’s bad people here doing unnatural things with chickens. [/sub]
WOW!!!
I feel completely welcomed.
I’ll be sure to get some donuts…
Cream filled or sprinkles???
ever heard of the band freebeerandchicken?
peace,
JB
Welcome to the house darksenshi!!!
Where are you calling in from? Georgia? New York? California? Where, huh? where?
Are you sure that this isn’t who you were thinking of?
I meant to say hi to you Darksenshi, but I was trying to get the above post in. My brain is on one track and one track only today.
How did you know that a lot of dopers would come running in to see where the free chicken and beer was? Oh, and Annie-Xmas, that was a truly disturbing post? I second ShibbOleth in asking how in the heck you got your eyes and brain on that one.
Oh you mean the CHICKENS ass! Well I don’t qualify then.
You know the way to my heart and then you go and disappoint me. SADIST!!! No, really, welcome to the SDMB.
In Wednesday’s edition of my local paper (Bergen Record), there was an article on cooking “Beer Butt Chicken” that had the website address. When I saw the title of this thread, I could not resist.
I am a non-drinking vegetarian, and sometimes very glad I am.
In Wednesday’s edition of our local newspaper, The Record of Bergen County, New Jersey, there was an article on cooking “Beer Butt Chicken” with a link to the Webpage. When I saw the title of this thread I can’t resist.
Sometimes I am glad I am a non-drinking vegetarian.
First one not QUITE meet up to your standards Annie?!?! HaHa
BTW Hi NEWBIE! Thanks for nuthin!
Hey, Whammo, don’t be so hard on him. He said he would bring donuts. Right, Darksenshi? You weren’t kidding, right? I am really hungry now. I want some with sprinkles. Preferably Krispy Kreme.
Ok this has nothing to do with beer or chicken. I’m a newbie here & I just thought that would be a good way to introduce myself…
Hey, thats false advertising!!