Free cigarettes for vaccines?

A modest proposal: offer a carton of cigarettes (their choice of brand) to any currently unvaccinated person who gets a Covid vaccine.

Two advantages: it induces some of these dumbasses to get vaccinated, AND it accelerates their dying of something other than Covid.

Make it mandatory to have a vax to go into the liquor store.
(Here they’re including pot stores, too!)

That ought to drive up numbers, at least that’s the hope!

Well, that’s getting into all the anti-mandate stuff that they enjoy trolling the libs about. My way, you’re just giving them free shit. I’d love to hear their whining about that.

Around here, they’re giving $100 for the vaccine. You can buy a lot of cigs with that.

In Quebec, they’re doing just that beginning January 18th. I’ve heard that first shot vaccinations have risen 400% since the new year, but I’m not sure if that’s confirmed data.

ETA: I didn’t realize you’re Canadian. Are you in Quebec?

You don’t remember them losing their fucking minds when Krispy Kreme did that?

Missed that one.

Not very many people smoke anymore, and free cash is a better idea.

Cash isn’t fatal enough for me. (Unless snorted.)

Why couldn’t they have given me $100 when I got my vaccine? I coulda used that money to buy, you know, food or something.