The oil change place next door to my store is giving away free hot dogs and dr. pepper to anyone getting an oil change.
However, since I frequently let the employees from the oil change place use our microwave, they are returning the favor and giving me free hot dogs!
I have had five so far, and the day is still young.
What a great day to be alive!
Wil they change the oil IN the hot dog?
I’m waiting for the inevitable “Ohhhh, I’m so stuffed, I feel like I’m going to barf” post now. 
Are you aiming for any number of hot dogs?
I dunno. I don’t want to abuse the free hot dogs, although they do have an entire cooler full of them. I feel as though I could eat many more. I believe that eight is the most I have eaten at one time before, but at the pace I am going now I will easily eclipse that.
Ow, dude. Have some mercy on your poor stomach. 