I got an junk e-mail yesterday with the subject line “free lezbians.” After I rolled my eyes over the spelling, I deleted it without reading it, because even if they are free my house has too many people in it to add more, so I figured someone else might give them a better home. I mean, I don’t even think I would have taken up the offer for “free hot guyz” even though it’d have been more tempting.
But now I feel bad. I mean, what if they weren’t giving them away like I assumed? Maybe it was a cry for help, and there are some lezbians being held captive somewhere, and I was there only chance at being saved. Hopefully someone else will rescue them, since what are the odds that I’d been the only one to get the e-mail?
I guess this just goes to show that one needs to be clear, through context, if they’re using a word as an adj or verb.
See, that was why you should have read the offer instead of just making an assumption and deleting it. If you can’t just roll your eyes and let it go, then you need to find out what it’s all about, roll your eyes, and let it go!
BTW, they weren’t really free, they were for rent. The email lied.
They should know better. Responsible, successful rescue organizations always charge at least a minimal fee. That weeds out the irresponsible owners and the people who are gathering rescues to sell to labs.
The “Free Lezbians” email is a scam. If you send off for one they only send you a Lezbian elbow. You have to pay a monthly subscription fee to get the rest. Don’t ask how I know this.
Okay, okay. I’ll order a dozen. They can’t possibly eat that much. And I’m sure I can find somewhere to keep them. Geez, Mangetout…you didn’t have to make us feel guilty.
No, they don’t do cleaning. They’re strictly decorative, although you can take them for walks where your freinds will see… It’ll do wonders for your social standing!
