Check this out: http://abcnews.go.com/sections/us/DailyNews/chimp991015.html
I think the dumb bitch who stuck her finger in deserved what she got!
Oh for God’s sake! I’d have bitten her, too.
I can’t credit the people who chose to keep a chimp in their house, but as they’ve done so, and he’s been no bother in all these years, it seems obvious he’s not vicious. Besides, let’s face it, fools deserve to loose a finger tip every once in a while.
Gloria Allred, dressed in red as she usually is, might appear to Moe as a very tempting morsel.
God, would I pay good money to see that!
I bite everyone who sticks their finger in my cage. She did indeed get what she deserved. Some people are truly idiots.
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.” - Humphrey Bogart
Kelli, that is too funny!
Therealbubba
It’s a cryin shame they don’t have stupidity laws in this country…I’m a betting if they did, this knucklehead would be doing life without possibility of parole…
FREE MOE!!!
According to Moe’s supporters, he saw the woman’s red nail polish and thought she was handing him a piece of licorice. If that’s the case, I imagine that the taste was a nasty surprise, and he’d have gotten that piece of finger out of his mouth as soon as possible.
So in determining whether this was an attack or an accident, the court must ask the question: “Did he spit or swallow?”
Laugh hard; it’s a long way to the bank.
Moe RULES amidst Moe RONS!
I can’t believe you guys are saying that woman got what she deserves.
She also deserved a hand full of monkey shit flung at her.
Lucky for her Moe is a gentlechimp.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
Sorry to double post, but I also gotta say that this reminds me of that case several years ago of those boys that got mauled by a Grizzly(or polar) bear…because they climbed inside the bear habitat in the zoo. These boys were old enough to know better, and all I could think of was that the average IQ of the planet just went up .1%.
You say “cheesy” like that’s a BAD thing.
The bitch is one her way to winning a Darwin Award. Next time let’s see her stick her head in a lion’s cage. Moron.