Fresh tip triggers new Jimmy Hoffa body search

I wonder if they’ll finally find him?

He’s always in the last place you look.

My money’s gonna be on “no.” Don’t they do this like every two years or so?

Well if they can find Richard III…

Shall we roll it Jimmy?

Nah, leave it, yeah.

That’s because if you find him in the next to last place you look, that last place was really just a waste of time. :smack:

I’ve always wanted to start a Christian denomination based on the belief that the Rapture has already happened, and Jimmy Hoffa was the only one taken.

He was either cremated at a funeral home with mafia ties, or rendered into meat and bone meal at some meat rendering plant long ago. There is no body to be found.

The guy that gave them the new info seems like he’d know a thing or two about a thing or two when it comes to this sort of thing. If he says he was buried out there, there’s a pretty good chance he’s right.

OK. That cracked me up. As long as the tithes are minimal, I’d join.

It’s a barefoot group. You tithe your shoes.

I just checked the Detroit News’ website, and they mention that a cadaver dog has “hit” on a location somewhat away from where they’ve been digging. I’m wondering about that. Assuming he’s there, surely the remains have decayed to a skeleton by now. Would there be anything for a dog to smell?

Dogs track live people by smelling dead skin cells that we’re constantly shedding. So, I think it would be a pretty good bet that old bones would be detectable.

Or planted under several thousand tons of building materials that nobody will get permission to demolish.

I really doubt his body will ever be found.

Hoffa might not be the only dead body in that field. :wink:

Who cares? I don’t understand why they keep after this.

StG

Me either. What a colossal waste of time and money.

Would the cement be a freewill offering?

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But, let me guess…he’s broke, now, and before he dies he wants to come clean. Right??

I don’t know about the broke part, but he’s 85 so the second part might be true.

According to that article, a quote from the attorney for the tipster:

It should also be noted that Zerilli was in prison when Hoffa disappeared and he claims to have been told this information after his release.