Arrr, the press gang done volunteered me t’be helpin with yonder community and family day! I bin seekin’ a way t’not have to do that, but shiver me timbers, the scalawags asked me boss first if I could leave work early, cuttin’ off me only means o’ escape!
There’ll be much rum in me belly tonight!
Best thread title/user-name response yet!
Guild Wars just added an drink, a bottle of Grog, to the game yesterday in an update.
Some of the things you say while under its influence include:
-It’s all good fun, 'til somebody loses an…arghhhh!
-Where there be grog, there be pirates
-The more we drink, the better we sing
-Me pants are full of starfish.
I think I would have been a good pirate. I like booty.
Arrr! Ye Scurvy Dogs. Ye been beaten to it, and now that treasure’s been filched:
If y’all are goin’ wenchin’, I’m available. Just so’s ya know. (right after work, that is).
Yer threads ha’ been [del]merged[/del] boarded, har.
I know you’ve all heard this joke, but it’s kind of like “The Night Before Christmas” – it just ain’t a holiday without it.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down the front of his pants.
The bartender says, “Ahoy, matey, what’s that steering wheel doing down the front of your pants?”
The pirate says, “Arrr! it’s driving me nuts!”
Arrrr …ye don’t be a’posting insults to other moderartorrrrrrs, or y’ill be facing the plank!
Yarrr! I laughed so hard at that my pegleg fell off, damn ye for a lubber!
Today, we won’t just be bannin’ the spammers, we’ll be keelhauling them and then hanging them from the nearest yardarm!
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… sorry about that, Wrong pirate.
The best I can do today is wear my arrrgh-yle socks…
A few more groanerrrrrs:
How do pirates know that they are pirates?
They think, therefore they ARRRR!
Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?
Because they can spend years at C!
A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some dirty rum.
The bartender asks, “Why are you wearing a paper towel?”
The pirate replies “Arrrrr! I’ve got a bounty on me head!”
Thank you. I’ll be herrrrre all week. Don’t forget to tip your serverrrrr.
I encountered this upon logging on to my school’s online course website today. Oh dear.
Come show me how ye bury yer treasure, lad!
(wink wink)
Arrrr,ye hits me with a broadside wit’ that 'un, y’old salt! Good 'un, matey!
I arrrrrrrrrrrt to feed you to the sharrrrrrks. Any pirate worth his grog ought to know when he’s been whooshed.
:: clears throat ::
Oh Crap.
Mods please delete my Pirate Day thread(s).
Haha, me too! Thanks for sharing; I wouldn’t have checked today otherwise…
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