Well, to the same beat as (or indeed “Oops Upside Your Head”, another piece of ignorance fought for me), you can recite “Fried Dough, Ho, needs to go; Fried Dough Ho needs to go…” and so on, in an endless loop.
I think the Straight Dope is going to have to change its motto, based on this thread alone.
To be honest, I can’t believe this thread (or the one it’s based on) didn’t turn into a long complaint about people instantly believing stupid celebrity death hoaxes.
I LIKE these types of threads. Not all the time, mind you, but it’s fun when we just see where the conversation goes sometimes.