From serious to funny... Change wording of well known lines/phrases to something...

phonetically similar…

Such as Galadriel in LOTR…

“ALL WILL LOVE ME AND THIS PEAR!”

Well that died.

“I’ll be Bach.” <cue Toccata>

“The Scoob abides.”

“This clown needs an enema!”

“I once threw a man in Vegas just to watch him fly.”

The only thing we have to fear is ferret’s elf.

Four score and twenty beers ago…

Mr. Gorbachev TEAR DOWN THIS MALL!

Ask not! What your cunt tree can do for you; ask what you can do for your cunt tree.

C’mon people! Let’s move like we’ve got a porpoise!

Thank God I’m a cunt tree, boy!