Chatting this morning, I was reminded of a couple of apocryphal corkers from yesteryear. Young (northern, for some reason) lad, nervous, somewhat the worse for wear approaches* big *girl on edge of dance floor with a view to inviting her for a grope an’ grind;
“’ello, yer don’t sweat much fer a fat lass” - Beautiful !
… meanwhile, his equally inept friend is approaching her mate;
“Yer so gorgeous, yer couldn’t fight me off with a shitty stick!”
Anyone got any other Titanic-sized chat up lines ?