really. Big tall Scottish guy at a party, wearing a kilt and all that. “You know, I’m really a 567-year-old druid whose purpose in life is to worship women. When was the last time you were properly worshipped?”
:eek:
Second best is one my best friend got when we were in high school. “I’m a sexual energy vampire. If I don’t have sex every [X number of] days, I’ll die!”
The best one I heard was “I wanna knock the stuffin’ out of your dirty muffin”
If only all men were so creative. Not that I’d take them up on those offers, but they’d certainly get a laugh rather than a snub. I might even find a nerdier friend and introduce them.
A friend used this one:
He was in some sort of department store and he asked a cute clerk about some luggage. “Actually, I’m 50% interested in the luggage and 80% interested in you.”
That one is pretty damned cool. 
I think I’d direct him to the Early Learning aisle at that point. There have to be some really simple math books over there he can study…
Apparently she did give him a lesson in numbers – as in which ones to dial.
Hey, baby, ever had someone play the theme from Star Wars on a fifteen-foot-long alpenhorn resting on your thighs?[sup]*[/sup]
Based on an actual incident.
shakes head
Some girls’ standards…
You’d have to know the guy. He’s not some slobbering moron that doesn’t understand basic math. He comes off as quite intelligent.
I think that she got that he was making a joke.
I forgot MY smiley on that one. Sorry! I wasn’t entirely serious. I did get that he was joking about the percentages.
Ah.
I’m 50% interested in this thread and 97% interested in where the “I can tell em’ but I can’t detect em’” remedial class is.
When I wear glasses, I frequently get “I’ll bet you’re very pretty without your glasses.” That is not a compliment, morons! Please stop telling me this when you’re attempting to pick up on me.
If you’re pretty without your glasses, you’d be a knockout with them.
I think the weirdest pick up line I ever got was, “Damn girl, I could carry your ass around in a bucket!”
Needless to say my ass and I stayed bucket free and well away from that weirdo.
Hmm, I’ve never received the “I’ll bet you’re very pretty with glasses” line. I can assure you, with or without glasses, I look pretty much exactly the same. Whether or not that is “pretty” is highly subjective.
My all time favorite is “Damn girl, you look like you got a job.” Wtf?
Maybe he was trying to say he wanted to have your ass close to him at all times?
I haven’t ever used a pickup line, but my wife gets a few when I’m not with her. I think the best one she ever told me about was a long, drawn out “Damn!” as she was walking by. I guess it wasn’t the most creative thing ever, but it got the point across.
Did he check your pulse right before he said it?
The best response to this is “I’ll bet YOU’RE good-looking without my glasses.”
That sounds like it should be a Frank Zappa lyric.