WHat are the worst chat-up-lines that you have heard or had used on you.
Some once asked me how I liked my eggs in the morning ?? I said fertilised lolol 
I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot and in a styrofoam cup.
Heh I knew being an Eddie Izzard freak would pay off someday.
Met a guy once who told me he could lick his eyebrows. I was very young and naive and I didn’t get it. Regardless, he was a creep.
Best line ever used on me: “May I befriend you?”
a few bad ones I’ve over heard in the pub:
-heres 10pence so you can call you mum so you won’t be home tonight
-you gesture her to come to you with your index finger
when she comes over , I made you cum with one finger imagine what i could do with my other parts
-why do women cum often with this finger , because its mine
-you don’t have to swallow
-guy licking his lips and gesturing a come to me with tongue
-if your right leg was breakfast and your left leg dinner could i mean you sometime imbetween?
-fancy an 8 inch night cap tonight?
-oh is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven
“We should touch tongues.”
Yes, that was actually used on me.
No, we should not.
You don’t sweat much for a fat girl
I’ve never used any lame-ass lines (on, no not ever!) but I still recall one time in an all-night restaurant. Some drunk yo-yo was in the next booth. When the waitress came over and asked what he wanted, he said, “I’ll have you. On a plate.” Pretty sure when he finally did order something on the menu, he got a ‘sneezer’.
Do you believe in love at first sight?
Or should I walk by again?
I know milk does a body good, but damn, baby, how much
you been drinkin?
Your last name must be Campbell cause you look mmmm
mmmm gooood.