Source: http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22642627-2,00.html
I’m just trying to visualize this. Do they have DVD exercise videos showing how to do this? I wonder what else can be crushed there?
One is curious…
Do NOT ask this question. I repeat, do NOT, under any circumstances, ask thiowww owww OWWW ARRGHHHHHHH…
Yes indeed: they should put those empty cans in the recycle bin, rather than in the barmaids’ bosoms.
In defense of Superintendent Parkinson, it should be pointed out that authorities in nearby towns failed to take decisive action on this issue in its early stages and now their licensed premises are so overrun by hordes of bare breasted women that it’s impossible for a bloke to find an uncrushed can much less an unnippled spoon. Parkinson clearly saw it was his duty to “nip it in the bud” so to speak.
Is it OK to crush beer cans with your bare breasts if youd don’t hang spoons on them?
Curses! I cannot read “superintendent” without it becoming “supernintendo”.
Also, does anyone get to lick the spoons?
One more from the “Only in Australia” department, in tomorrow’s Sydney Morning Herald: coal miners being given sex education while at work.
You’re trying to attach a spoon and a nipple and you’re going to lick the spoon? You obviously haven’t played this game before.
Getting the oddest visuals for an egg and spoon race over here…
Was the barmaid’s name “Bruce,” perchance?
Bruceina.
Booby - Spoony?
I hesitate to post this link, but fighting ignorance is our motto, right ?
old TV show video of woman crushing beer cans with her chesty bits
(No nudity. But if you are at work, this probably isn’t the most appropriate thing to show your boss.)
Unless you work at a recycling plant.
The article said, “between her bare breasts” while the linked video shows a woman crushing the cans sitting on a table with one(!) breast.
I wonder how she explains the welts?
I couldn’t imagine how she did that, so I watched the video.
I wonder if she has any problems standing erect?
Maybe Western Australia is our Alabama (heck, I’d always assumed Queensland!).
This is the same state where a bloke got fined a few years ago for perving at a female shop assistant’s (fully clothed) breasts. The shop assistant later said she was “flattered, if anything”, but that didn’t stop an on-the-scene copper from charging the guy with some archaic law which, from memory was something like, “having evil designs”.
What does it mean, “perving”? 
Well, I suppose it comes from the word “pervert”, but it doesn’t have the negative connotations. It just means “lustfully checking out”. You can perv at a person or a thing. Might be a woman’s breasts, might be a display of rich Belgian chocolate, or it might be that Ferrari that you can’t afford sitting in the dealership window.
(it’s usually tits, though. 
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