He was the patient’s mother!
Damnit I thought he was the guy that was turning liposuction fat into nitroglycerin.
That seems logical. The internet, as we’ve learned, is not necessarily logical though.
Same IP Address?
The post is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE!
And when they went outside in the morning… THERE WAS A BLOODY HOOK HANGING FROM THE DOORKNOB!
He’s the late Earl Warren?
Hey. I just noticed that it was Bryan Ekers who said “seconded”. Not Bricker. I wonder why that doesn’t tickle me as much.
This thread has me dizzy. I don’t know what not to disbelieve anymore.
It’s like I always say: there’s nothing an agnostic can’t do if he really doesn’t know whether he believes in it or not.
Well, I meet a lot of people and I’m convinced that the vast majority of wrongthinking people are right.
LOL 10/10 for movie reference
Wouldn’t a reverse troll get all riled up about inccuous posts? Like a fish that will bite anything, whether it’s bait or not.
No, it just means a bridge lives under him.
I’d have thought a reverse troll would post things that never piss anyone off.
Bzzzt.
Oh, sorry…the correct phrase is “Lives over a tunnel”.
I just disbelieve everyone here - it really simplifies things. 
It’s because I am the reverse troll.
So basically anyone who comes to the Dope and shares some personal teary-eyed crap is going to get mercilessly teased right off the board.
For some reason that doesn’t make me unhappy. It probably should. 
In all fairness, that shouldn’t be the go to move when meeting a bunch of new people.
eta: I still like boobs. Updates will follow, but similar results are expected.
Earl Warren wasn’t a stripper!