Believe me, you don’t want to get anywhere near the Felching Tree…
I have a lovely Fellatio Fern growing out by the fence.
The Bugger Bush in my backyard is wildly out of control.
Not always. Sometimes saying “FUCK BUSH” (same as Fuck Bush, only louder) is a reminder that you live in a country where you can say anything you want and not have Bush as a leader 
You know, maybe “nucular” isn’t all that bad after all.
What’s a lew? Is that part of the flora? Or do you mean “in lieu”?
(I know you did, just being obnoxious!) 
I (every now and again) go to a special place, about mile away from the President, a zone , if you will, and sometimes the Secret Service escort me there-- it is only THERE that I can say, with full voice and passion:“Fuck Bush!”
What, I’ve been lew’d?
Aw, fuck… um… Bush.
Oh, the key to a nice Sodomy Hedge is all in the preparation of the dirt but whatever you do, try not to overfertilize.
Well. This has been most enlightening.
Is that the tree that smells like semen?
I’m with the OP, unoriginal as he might be. To remove all ambiguity, Fuck George W. Bush, 43rd President of these Doomed United States. With a butt fuck cactus.
I prefer a passionate 60s-type denunciation: Damn the myopic and hypocritical tyrant Bush, hegemonist, revisionist, and jackbooted murderer of liberty.
Uhhh…
Yeah. I’ll buy that.
With a butt fuck cactus.
Are hegemonism and revisionism worse than latism?
Yeah, I think latism is bitter.
Yeah, I heard that on the radio yesterday. You left out the best part: as I recall, the quote went like this:
"I think about Iraq every day.
Every. Day"
as if it we’d all be shocked at his dedication to, at least once a day, thinking about THE WAR HE STARTED.
If he’d said, “I can’t go five minutes without thinking about Iraq,” that would’ve been something. But every day? I mean, Every. Day?
Shee-it.
Daniel
Speaking of Saturday’s radio address, did our fearless leader really say that we went to war in Iraq because we were attacked? If so, Fuck Bush indeed.
I think this thread is great. Maybe we can have it made into a sticky so we don’t have to see three or four new threads a day saying, “Lookit what Bush done now! He’s eeeeeeeeevilllll!!!11”
Well, that’s one way to look at it, I guess. I’m just getting really tired of the jumble of content-free OP’s around this place. Maybe I should be spending less time in the Pit and more in GQ.
That’s right, Unc! Find that silver lining!
Almost.
Bush didn’t quite say we went to war with Iraq because we were attacked, but the seeds of that idea are there - and could easily germinate in even the most arid mind. Pretty sleazy.
Don’t shit your best turd. Tell me the truth. This post is a joke, right?