Is that an actual song? Or just a jingle? Cus if it’s a real song, the writer sucks donkey balls.
I actually sort of like Christmas time and I can even handle the music, but that commercial sounds like the guy is having a bad trip ‘Ahhhh, the lights, the lights, ahhhhh!’
Shut the fuck up already!
2 days off of work, and all we had to do was kill some poor schlub and nail him to a plank?
Deal.
I’ll say “Merry Christmas” as often as I want to anyone beginning Christmas eve. And my feeling of goodwill remains intact even if I have to bash a few heads to make them understand “Only an idiot will say ‘Happy Holidays.’”
What on earth does that have to do with anything?
Little actually, I’m just joining in to let out my own steam. Cheers.
Every goddamned sit-com will do a lame ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’ or ‘A Christmas Carol’ parody.
EVERY GODDAMNED ONE!!!
Who takes down the tree when the time comes? If applicable, who cleans up the needles? If it’s her, that might be your answer. I grew up Christian so I know, taking down Christmas trees sucks. All the work of putting them up, with none of the fun. We always had artificial trees, but cleaning up pine needles that get tracked into my kitchen sucks, so I imagine cleaning up needles from a Christmas tree sucks, too.
I like Hanukkah better than Christmas. Menorahs are way less work than Christmas trees.
This is a very amusing post if you read EVERY GODDAMNED ONE in Tiny tims voice.
“God bless us, EVERY GODDAMNED ONE!”
Dear Christmas Pitters,
I’m not as angry at you guys as yesterday. There was something on the news (guess what it was.) This whole thing is just personal opinion of the kind that stays anonymous. But even in the safety of the net, people’s nerves could fail them. Example, I haven’t seen anyone pitting Islam. And no commercial establishment, even inside Israel, has ever tried dissing Ramadan.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A PROSPEROUS NEW YEAR.
Bite me. Islam has not asked me to play in the reindeer games. If they ever do, they will get a solid ‘fuck you’ as well.
Christmas vs Hajj
I’ll stick with Christmas
I actually really enjoy Fairytale of New York (grew up listening to the Pogues), but I’ve heard it about 30 times in the past 3 weeks (choice of working in silence or listening to top 40 radio) and its lustre is wearing off.
I actually love the holidays. I love the gifts. I love the food. I love spending time with my girlfriend and my family during the holidays.
Me too! Others can hate it if they want (and there are aspects I certainly dislike), as long as they don’t try to drag me down and make me hate it too.
And fuck YouTube for wanting me to make an account and log in just to watch that video. I’ll fucking decide whether or not I want your fucking nannyism, thank you very fucking much. So play me the fucking video without any fucking account.
(Am I doing it right?)
That’s because that particular video has been flagged as “possibly inappropriate for some viewers.” So they want you to log in to make sure you’re of age and so you don’t sue because your precious snowflakes accidentally heard the nasty man swear.
You can both go off and join your friends in Al Qaeda. 
Confused. It’s reindeer landing on the roof, not airplane going through the window.
Sorry - it’s from The Late Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson - whenever someone disagrees with him, he tells them to go off and join their friends in Al Qaeda. 