Just wanted to see how uptight you were. Clearly not very. Merry Christmas.
Hey, I can be uptight if I wanna be!
Given the title of this thread, shouldn’t that be Foulmouth, MA?
Yep. I love Christmas, but I have no problem with other people hating it. But this one woman I previously worked with is a one-woman, non-stop Christmas hate machine from the week after Thanksgiving through New Year’s. That is virtually the only thing she talked about for over a month: how she wants to smash radios that are playing Christmas music, how she hopes that the toys that little kids receive break the day after Christmas, how she’s always happy to see car accidents in mall parking lots in December. One time, she came into the office and said that she saw Rudolph lying on the side of the road with his guts hanging out.
Hey, to each his/her own regarding the holidays, but someone like that really needs to get a grip (and possibly some professional help). It’s exhausting and really unpleasant hearing that torrent of hate for over a month.
Hating on the non-stop saccharine carols: fine.
Hoping little kids’ toys break immediately: fucked up.
Rudolph … guts hanging out … mind boggles
I hate Christmas as much as the next person, but I certainly don’t wish death on poor innocent reindeer. 
Hey, hey, hey now. No fair slighting the Jews.
Channufuck
The poor reindeer are victims too. You think they want to be dragging a fat man through the air?? Reindeer are afraid of heights! They should have used mountain goats.
Mountain goats are afraid of flying. They should have used vultures.
Vultures would just drag him off to a s deserted isle and wait for him to starve and then…
Yeah! They should use vultures!
Maybe after they pick Santa’s bones clean they can start in on Gilligan and the Skipper.
{Starts crowd chant} VUL-TURES! VUL-TURES!