Fuck Kristi "Puppy Killer" Noem (descriptions of animal cruelty in OP)

I don’t know why Noem would have “stared down” Kim Jong Un at their fantasy meeting, seeing that the two apparently share similar feelings about dogs.

I feel that’s unlikely. I think the Republicans will follow their usual pattern; they will act outraged now while not actually doing anything and wait for the main wave of public feeling to decline. Then when somebody brings it up in the future, they’ll say “Why are you still talking about that? It’s the past. Let it go. We need to focus on current issues like the way Joe Biden secretly supports terrorism. Don’t let the liberal media distract you by making a fake issue out of the death of a single dog.”

Uh oh…

:wink:

That woman is just a hot mess.
Dang.

How, exactly did she become the leader of a whole state? She’s not even good enough to be dog catcher …oh, wait😳

This is what we get for letting being an elected official become just another flavor of celebrity influencer.

She had not felt the need to write a book about all this before. She just carried on as a regular Hard Right Wingnut politician through her career and for South Dakota that was enough to get her to state legislature, Congressional seat, and governor.

But with the possibility of riding you-know-who’s coattails to national prominence, well… apparently you HAVE to write a book about your hero’s journey to play in that league.

Quick, someone make up some “Kristi Noem for Dog Catcher” bumper stickers. Apparently no one’s thought of doing this, or at least google doesn’t come up with any.

I saw “where’s Cricket” t-shirts on Etsy

Ah, just the way they treat the Bible.

Ah, just like Trump.

Maybe she thought the film Eating Raoul was a how-to video.

Kristi Noem’s favorite movie: “They Shoot Horses, Don’t They?”

Maybe you could find a vet who will come to your home to perform the euthanasia.

ETA: I missed that someone upthread already mentioned this

Check the gravel pit.

I’m not going to make it easy for her. She’s going to have to carry my body to the gravel pit after she kills me.

Thank you, it was a kind suggestion in any case.

If I knew intravenous injection technique I would do it myself - I owe that to the dog; he’s been my best friend for years. And it would be more pleasant than the Noem approach.

Sadly I can only do sub-dural injections, and that only because I learnt on a cattle farm introducing vaccines one at a time in a cattle crush (not sure of the international relevance of that phrase, it is a one cow-at-a-time cage where as the cow moves forward, we would close a gate on her neck, so she would not be able to move.)

12 year old boy (me) armed with a pistol-like syringe, would grap a fold of skin, inject the dose, and she would be let out. Like 10 seconds of captivity, followed by a mild pain in her mid-shoulders.

If I could do the humane method for the dog myself, I would. But I can’t, and would hate to make a mistake trying. Some things are better left to people who know what they are doing.

Perhaps you can get a prescription for valium or some other tranquillizer and give it to your dog a hour or so before you go to the vet’s office.

Or even a couple/3 benadryl…

Wow…

How can one person alone be so full of shit?

Balance. Her soul is infinitesimal.

She only got the south half. :wink:

By being the only person bold enough to stare down Kim Jong Un and the only person brave enough to shoot a billy goat.