Because first it was, “I was over the edge and didn’t care,” and then it was, “I couldn’t help being over the edge because my metal penis is so huge and throbbing.” That’s a backpedal.
Yup, they are. What’s your point?
That’s Ms. Epithet to you, retard. Side note: one of us has a degree in English, and it sure as hell isn’t you. Come back when you’ve got an understanding of linguistics greater than a fifth-grade level.
Aw, aren’t his insults just the cutest? I bet he cribbed them from the 12 year old who sits next to him in class.
Zing.
Remember, folks, Internet Tough Guy can kick your ass, because he’s seen pictures of some of us, and we look like wimps! Please ignore the massive logic hole whereby (a) he assumed that the particular photos he has looked at are representative of the board population as a whole and (b) indicative of the skills of the pictured people in a fight, considering that (c) he himself doesn’t appear in any of them, yet can allegedly beat all of us up.
I agree, that comparison would be completely out of line.
Hitler was **way **better at killing Jews than you were at parking your truck.
Your spelling would get an A in any Special Education class. Good job graduating to the group home, buddy!
Let’s not neglect to freak out about the breathing on it, either.
Did you really think people would massively support bad parking and pointless rage? Throw ticket away, furgidaboutit.
Tell you what, if I ever want to complain about how you park your widdle truckie, I’ll tap you on the shoulder first. You’ll know its me by my Big Truck parked correctly between the lines.
Personally, I’d endorse a good arse-whipping for the retard who can’t park his truck. It’s the only way he’s going to learn, apparently, since straining so hard to put his basic education to work at deciphering the arcane symbols on the piece of paper left on his windshield rendered him so frustrated as to spew his impotent rage out on a poor, unoffending message board.
You can’t just say things to acquire your UAL. You have to earn that shit man. There are tons of fine examples right here in The Pit as to how to most effectively earn that license in as little time as possible.
A friend of mine had an older extended cab F150 with an eight-foot bed and it was like driving a limousine. It was a foot or two longer than most parking spaces and very difficult to park.
My 90 year old mother parked like that once, far in the back of the lot, not to save her older car, but just because she is terrified of parking and hitting things and having us take her keys away. So anyway, her older car is doing no harm but somebody like YOU thinks she has agrieved the universe and jams her spot with shopping carts, so she needs a clerk to remove them, and she now has a thousand dollars worth of paint damage all over. Jerk!
