Dudes, I don’t give a flying French fingerfuck where your fucking piece-of-shit car is.
Dudes, if you could be persuaded to believe that airplane glue is for adhesion, and not for sniffing, maybe you wouldn’t have these troubling memory lapses. Maybe you wouldn’t wake up the next day in a drainage ditch, reeking of cat’s pee. Alas, I fear the brain damage is permanent.
Dudes, I can tell you what your tattoos should say: How about MORON and DIPSHIT?
Dudes, please get off my television screen. Your film is not fit to run in theaters. Instead, why don’t you release directly to “USA Up All Night”? I’m sure many a late-night stoner would find entertainment in your flaccid buffoonery. No sober person would.
It seems that Kristi Swanson plays a stripper in this film. It can’t be all that bad. Any movie in which strippers outnumber male cast members must have some redeeming value.
The commercials are annoying, though (ignoring the strippers).
It does seem that I’ve seen that tattoo gag before . . . Hmm . . . where would have that been . . . something from a long time ago . . .
What’s my tattoo?
No, who’s your tattoo. What’s your nipple ring.
I don’t know!
No, I don’t know is your pierced tongue.
I just want to know what is my tattoo.
No, what is your nipple ring.
I don’t know!
Pierced tongue!
Three truly sad things:
First, ads are infamous for using the best lines from the movie. These are the best lines?!! Gah.
Second, I think I’ve seen more ads for this piece of crap than I saw for Gladiator. I think the studio knows its a clunker, and is trying to get a large audience the first weekend, 'cause no one’s going to see it after that.
Third, I love That 70’s Show (and am in agony because it’s up against Buffy). I’m afraid that this movie’s gonna hurt the rest of the cast’s chances of making decent films.
Oh I plan to see this movie when it comes out tommrrow plastered out of my mind. I’m sure much fun will be had by me, and all my idiot friends. That is what movies like that are made for. if you want to see a great stupid movie see half baked, abd better yet see it baked with a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts. I swear to good god it will be the best time you’ve ever had. [walks off in search of doughnuts]
I saw a screening of it last week. There are a couple of very funny scenes (and no, they’re not ALL ruined by the trailer), but not many. It certainly could have been much better.
Some people seem to think it’s just about two stoned guys who can’t find their car. The actual premise is actually pretty funny, IMO. Two guys wake up, can’t find their titular car, and in searching for it, discover they had the greatest, weirdest night of their lives, involving strippers, ostrich poachers, the hottest girl in school, a doomsday cult, and a handful of space aliens. And they of course can’t remember any of it, but manage to piece it together little by little. Not a completely lame premise for a stoner comedy. Kinda fun. But unfortunately, there are some long lapses between laughs. And the direction is almost non-existant.
FWIW, in the film’s defense, I do know for a fact that it was written as an R-rated film, made as an R-rated film, and after it was done, Fox, in their infinite wisdom, demanded a PG-13 film. This gives the film a truly nutured feel, and clearly the true spirit of the film was lost. It would’ve been interesting to see the original cut; I have no doubt it was funnier. Oh well…
[QUOTE]
*Originally posted by c_goat *
**
[QUOTE
MMMMMM. Kristi Swanson. I love her. She was in Hot Shots!, one of my favorite movies. (Kowalski)
Oh wait, this is the pit. Fucking slut!!! **[/QUOTE]
[/hijack] You’ll like this, then. Someone in my office took over the task of making up the halloween trivia quiz. Being new, she didn’t realize how competitive and compulsively detail-oriented everyone is, especially when it comes to games. She had me proof it, including the section where you “match the stars to the vampire movie they starred in.” My first comment was “Why didn’t you list Kristi Swanson among the Buffy cast?” Her reply: “Oh, I’d never heard of her. Isn’t she kind of obscure?” I let it drop.
Fast forward to our halloween potluck. She’s reading off the correct answers so we can score ourselves, and several people who AREN’T known for their grasp of pop culture call out “Hey, why isn’t Kristi Swanson listed here?” Heh. Vindication! [/hijack]
Shit, that wasn’t such a great story. Well, if you knew the people involved, and could have seen her face…