On the other hand he faced down an over from Brett Lee…
The origin of plonker. The sitcom Only Fools And Horses.
A beef-witted, tickle-brained, logger-headed pampillon.
And a starveling, eel-skin, dried neat’s-tongue, bull’s-pizzle, stock-fish, tailor’s-yard, sheath, bow-case, and a vile standing tuck.
A bawbag, a numpty, a heid-the-ba’, a bampot, a dobber, a walloper and all-round tube of a man.
I’m sorry, but I must object to this. I know all the name-calling is being done in fun but calling Piers Morgan a man is completely inappropriate.
So he’s the perfect TV host for the Trump/Brexit era.
XD This thread is so educational!!
A shilpit wee nyaff and a glaikit sumph.
He’s a host that nicely *exemplifies *it, but he’s not the host that the situation calls for.
To be honest, I’m struggling to think of any problem to which the best solution is “Piers Morgan”
He’s the only man who could be punched by Jeremy Clarkson (another Englishman who is not beloved by many) and everybody cheered for Clarkson.
And to borrow (as others have) from the Master of English insults:
Old Will knew how to do it…
Reasons for bringing back the rope?
The classic hole in the dike situation. The hole is not the size of a little boy’s finger, but Piers Morgan sized.
Lol. Wouldnt be surprised if he’s wearing the baby because that’s the only way they can keep it from crying.
hmmmm, I wasn’t really laying down a challenge but people seem eager to offer suggestions.
OK then, when faced with the classic moral thought experiment where you have to push a fat man onto the tracks to save a group of workers, the correct answer must be “if the fat man is Piers Morgan then yep, I’ll do it” Though that still gives him some nobility in death that he probably doesn’t deserve.
There is a honorable tradition of sacrificing the annoying and superfluous for the greater good, and then praising the subject for the sake of a long-suffering family.
Glaikit is a word that should have wider currency.
I hope he answers this question.
I’m a straight male and I loves me some Rachel Weisz, first thing I thought when I heard she was marrying Craig was, “they are going to make the universes most beautiful human!”
Got it from one of George Macdonald Fraser’s “McAuslan” stories.