Fuck Political Correctness.

The BBQ Pit
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I’m certain it’s been done before, and i’m not Apologizing for doing it again. The recent thread on Black history month has got me riled. Fuck political correctness. Fuck it in the ass with a big rubber dick. Then break if off and beat it over the head with what’s left. I’m sick of being treated like an ignorant moron simply because i dare to disagree with whatever disenfranchised flavor of the month that is supposedly deserving of my respect and admiration. So I’ll make a little list of things i don’t like and never will.

Thug attitude hiding behing the screen of some sort of amorphous racial megaculture. I don’t give a flying fuck if you happen to be black, hispanic, white, or green; if your a little media drone who never bothered to try and enducate or better yourself, don’t expect my admiration for your pathetic little “culture”. It’s not a culture, it’s called being a crook.

Ultra feminists. I didn’t, (rape you/ pay you less/ beat you/ treat you as a second class citizen/etc) Shut the fuck up. I was born Male, I can’t change it and i wouldn’t want to. Further, The majority of you are damn cowards too scared to work through whatever happened to you, and realize that not ALL men are evil.

Political Homosexuals. Shut up! I support Gay rights. I get it. BORING, NEXT!

Religious fanatics. You are STUPID. Read a few books, get a realistic worldview and call me. Your religion is fair game to me if you decide to pester me with it all day. I don’t care if I offend you, as you happen to be an ignorant shit-stain.

Animal rights extremists. When all the woods are gone i’ll wipe my ass with the spotted owls, and roast a few koalas. People are important, Animals come next. Fuck off before i decide to make a meal of YOU.

We don’t need political correctness. We NEED a society who simply does it’s best to get along and be decent human beings. We need to stop accepting whatever fruitcake ideology that comes around the bend and decry anyone who DARES disagree with someone’s way of life. Some people are Fucking IDIOTS; Hell i’m probably in that group myself.

I don’t care if you are offended, I’m not a good role model, i’m NOT sorry, Fuck you goodnight.

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It’s a good thing you don’t care what people think, because by tomorrow you’ll have a threadful of posts telling you what they think, and this will almost certainly be the nicest one.

That said: Are you out of your fucking mind? You can’t say stuff like that here, even if you do have some good points (albeit very ignorantly espoused). You’re gonna get ground into dog meat.

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It could be worse. At least he didn’t mention fat people…

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I was going to mention that I thought wiping one’s ass with a spotted owl sounds somehow… poetic.

Then I realized I won’t be able to make a good salad if they’ve all been used as TP.

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Heh. See that’s exactly my point. Let 'em grind away. let 'em whine, scream condemn and point their finger and call me ignorant and backwards. I’m tired of having to baby the increasingly LARGE segment of the population that’s easily offended. people need to grow some skin and learn to deal with life. If you want to succeed you are going to do it through hard work and determination, not by crying over something that happened to your thrice great grandad.

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Nah. Fat people don’t even make it onto my radar. For those who have a medical condition, you have my sympathy. For the rest, eat less, excersise more, and if you have a disorder, then get the therapy to help yourself out.

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You know, that’s the first time I’ve seen ‘Political Homosexuals’ lumped in with ‘Religious fanatics’ for any reason.

Fascinating. Please carry on.

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I wonder what his thoughts on SUVs and smoking are.

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My, what a daring OP! I can hardly contain my girlish shrieks of outrage at the impropriety of it all! I only hope you’ll use your dashing bravery to expose other corrupt elements of our society, like those vending machines that don’t take wrinkled dollar bills or airplane peanuts.

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If you need the extra hauling capacity or the 4 wheel option, then an SUV is an okay choice. The rest of you, are a bunch of posers trying accent your masculinity. Or, trying to impress your friends with your trendy new vehicle.

Smoking is good where it’s at, out of public buildings. If you want to kill yourself go right ahead, just take it outside please.

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Well, then! Allow me:

Fuck fat people too!

Posted in great hopes by a fat guy who’ll be waiting in the bedroom…

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I happen to like animals, so, fuck you.
(Incedentally. In the grand scheme of things - animals are more important because they are not fucking with the planet. Humans are a temporary disease)

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lol Astroboy! I’m speechless.

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Ah, what a breath of fresh stinking air. You said everything I’ve always wanted but was too bores (and ignorant) ever to do it.

Fun, fun, fun.

Now back to Minesweeper.

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ummm…i meant bored :o

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I for one, think that was a good old pitting, vigorous, blasphemous and irreverent.
I give ir an 8.5

Yeah, political correctness sucks, it´s like public relationships mingled with fashion.

“Awww… but saying XXXXX is soooo 2003, now YYYYYY it´s all the rage.”

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This was my favorite. If I worked for the lumber industry, I would somehow work this little gem into a slogan and put it onto t-shirts.
::::turning microphone to deagan the wolf:::

What is your position on old people driving cars, infants crying on airplanes and SBD farts on crowded elevators?

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Hey If they can still see over the whell then let 'em drive.

Infants should be given baby valium if they can’t shut up. The indulgent cooing baby factories that supervise them ought to be anesthetized too so we don’t have to suffer through a three hour monologue of “What Our Pewsey Has Managed to Learn in his Three Months on This Planet.”

I’m a fan of farts, they create drama in an otherwise boring elevator ride.

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Nah. I wanna know about guns and the right to carry 'em. Oh, and which is better: the Mac or the PC?

I’ll wait.

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The first thought I had when I red that was a scene from The Towering Inferno… :smiley: