Fuck you spring! ACHOO! Fuck you and your SNIFFLE bloomin’ flowers and buddin’ *SNURK * trees and freshly cut ACHOO! grass. You are evil and viscious with your SOOOORK pretty sunshine and warm breezes. You and your Red Buds SNIFFLE and Bradford Pear trees can all kiss my lily white ass. ACHOO!Oh hell, the lilies can kiss my ass too. I hate you for SNIFFLE being my favorite season. I hate you for being just the right temperature SNOOORK for leaving all the doors and windows open. Most of all I…AhhAhh…I…AhhAhhhateyouforyourpollenAHHCHOO!
SNIFFLE Ugh. So when are the leaves supposed to start falling again? SNOOOORK
My HMO decided to change my allergy spray from Flonase, which works well for me, to Nasarel, which must be cheaper for them because that’s their only motivating factor ever. I had to call and insist that they swich me back to Flonase because the new spray had altered my sense of smell:
I smelled cigarette smoke all the time. I smelled cigarette smoke inside my house where no one smokes. I smelled cigarette smoke in my bed.
I told them I wouldn’t mind so much if I smelled something else, say…CHOCOLATE !!! But instead it was the most disgusting thing.
Fortunately they agreed that that was pretty disgusting and switched me back. I haven’t sneezed since.
I worked outside all last week, spent the first two days of a 3 day weekend with a marvy fab girlie girl that gives me goosebumps, and now… She calls me wanting to go do something and I absolutely can’t. Even on my (wtf is this stuff? ah yes, Claritin) allergy pills, I’m so not a happy person. CAUSE MY FREAKIN’ HEAD HURTS SO BAD! I don’t think I would be pleasant company.
Allergies messing with my almost nonexistant (til now) romantic life? That bi… bi… ba…AAA… AAA… CHOOOO!! …bites.
Welcome to the club, RT. Pollen doesn’t do anything to me. Grass, trees, animals, you name it. Mostly my allergies are what everyone else is allergic to: poison ivy/oak/sumac. Also bivalves.
On the other hand, if some airborne combination of poison ivy and bivalves were discovered, I’d be buying up gas masks like they were worth their volume in gold:)
The quarter-inch of ice we got was compunded by about a half-inch of sleet/snow. We’re probably going to have to wait a month or so before all the fallen tree limbs are policed up. I’m not talking about the ones that took down the power lines, of course. Those were taken care of right away.
That’s quite all right Exgineer. If I went up there then I’d catch a cold! Now that I have some Zyrtex (sp?) to help combat these nasty allergies lift isn’t so horrible anymore. I can breathe again!
