Fuck Trump and his followers

Agreed. But telling them (a) sorry, truth is those jobs are not coming back and (b) sorry, truth is the way out for your children is to learn to live in a different way than you do, is not going to attract them. So you the clever shameless populist promise them that you’ll bring back those jobs (even if that’s a lie) and that they can sleep easy knowing that no matter if things improve or worsen moneywise, at least their boy will stay a boy, marry a girl, go to a church that worships Jesus and not have to move to the Big Bad City.

The rural white poor AIUI were perfectly fine with benefitting from New Deal programs, though. (Though TBF very often these were cast as “work programs” or farm aid and such that provided some cover of not-really-accepting-aid.) But, sure, there is a component there of the curse of “honor cultures”.

I must say the veteran looks in remarkably good shape for a WWII veteran. Hell, he puts most of us Viet Nam veterans to shame.

Same for CNN, which is bowing and genuflecting as hard as they can:

ETA: the preview is small; the CNN headline in question is “Trump considers US expansion --If he’s serious, a territorial expansion into Panama, Greenland and Canada would rival the Louisiana Purchase”

Such breathless excitement about Trump’s bold move to rival the Louisiana Purchase!!!11!!!11!11!!!1

Seal Team Six…assemble!

He’s still ranting about the Canada-Greenland-Panama expansion plan.

Even if he’s just being a troll, that’s not good either! Cocksucker’s out of his mind. Which tends to kill the infected first, syphilis or dementia?

… is a very short trip.

Couple threads this could’ve gone in. Especially the stupid motherfucker thread.

Trump wants Gretzky to be the govenor of Canada. Or something.

So, if I were to bring any of this up to your average trumper, would they use the “he’s just kidding, that’s just trump, har har” explanation, or would they actually think it’s not only feasible but a good idea?

Both, probably. Claim it’s “just a joke” until it happens, then claim it’s a “great idea” afterwards.

…while taking pride in the fact that decent people are pissed off.

I think it falls under the category of thinking “Gee, wouldn’t it be nifty if…” that for most of us doesn’t make it past our censor against saying stupid things in our out-loud voice.

Except that in Trump’s case, sometimes he literally makes these things happen. Or at least genuinely tries.

I really wish this headline was literal. Don’t threaten us with a good time!

Russia warns United States on possible nuclear testing under Donald Trump

Trumps gonna be ground zero?

We should be so lucky.

https://www.reuters.com/world/russia-warns-united-states-possible-nuclear-testing-under-trump-2024-12-27/

Look on the bright side: Iran has an opportunity for Epic levels of snark, by releasing statements about US nuclear testing that are literally just Trump’s own words with “Iran” crossed out and “United States” written in, in crayon.

Hopefuly they at least had the right form.

This isn’t the first (I’m guessing) or last time some smooth-brained MAGA idiot attacks a member of the press. I hope the reporter is ok.

The attacker is almost certainly going to get an invitation to the White House—and possibly a Presidential Medal of Freedom, too.

Trump knows how angry that would make decent people. So he won’t be able to resist.