Fuck you. Yeah, I know, you think you’re so fucking smart. That’s complete bullshit! Those fucking eyegalsses don’t fool me. Brainy, that’s a fucking laugh! If you’re so fucking smart, how come you’re the one who’s always getting everyone in fucking Smurfville fucked over by that asshole Gargamel? Shee-it! Fucking blue-balled fuck-head! I hope that fucking Smurfette bitch gives you fucking chlamydia. Fuck you. Just fuck you.
Now don’t even get me started on that fucking Smurfette slut! You know Handy Smurf was giving her the hard, blue one three ways from Sunday! That little fucking tramp gave it from everyone from Papa fuckin Smurf to Jokey fuckin Smurf without even having the common hygiene to wipe the Smurf-spooge from herself before taking on the next blue-balled bastard to cum her way! Fucking little blue-bitch ass slut!
Yeah, well… smurf you!
Esprix
Yeah, well…may you wind up with BLUE BALLS…
ducks and runs
[Homer Simpson]
Mmmm…blue food!
[/Homer Simpson]