Fuck You Calista Flockhart. Your NOT Pretty.

My feeling on Calista Flockhart is 5 on a scale of 10. Not good, not bad. But I opened this thread to see who resurrected it and why.

Next time I’ll just keep going on my way.

<Looks up, looks down, shakes it all around>

Yes! :smiley:

Says the guy who resurrected this steaming turd.

I had to look her up to remember who she was, but I am still looking forward to the thread that is resurrected 20 years later to agree with the OP, just because it’s a nice round number.

Now that I look her up, she does kind of look like the Geico gecko. Either way, she can eat crackers in bed, none of us are perfect. I think that I look like a bald, fat Tolkien dwarf, which probably means I really look like a garden gnome. I still manage to get laid.

Gonna have to disagree with you on that one, sport.

She always seemed really nice… and when she was nasty on Super Girl, well that’s called acting. :smiley:

Also, she landed Harrison Ford, so I’m guessing she’s all that And has a working Hyperdrive.

Wow, those are some Fast Waffles, kiddo.

Who do you think you are? Trump!?

Who knew that Harrison Ford has been a member here since 2001!

In this thread’s defence; someone in the first few posts used the insult ‘duckbag’, perhaps due to autocorrect, which I found quite funny.

This whole thing has become a desaster.

15 years ago she was a lizard. At this rate, by 2031 she’ll be a fish.

Don’t get me wrong. I’m not saying she’s a 5 in looks, only how much I care/pay attention to her. I’m completely neutral on whether she’s a good actress or not, or beautiful or not. Okay, I guess I am saying that.

Having said that, if she tried to seduce me, I’d find it difficult to turn her down.

I’d also find it difficult to believe she’d try to seduce me, but that’s another matter.

Not me. Harrison Ford’s got twenty years on me but I think he could still kick my ass.

Stupid men … SHE’S RICH … you try looking that good after shitting a watermelon … man, them hips were made for babies.

That dancing baby was creepy.

I’m not a big watcher of the teevee, never saw her in Ally McBeal or Supergirl, but I enjoyed looking at pictures of her in th’ newspapers back in 2001, in them short skirts.

Also, she wasn’t very good in A Midsummer Night’s Dream.

This thread is old enough to be suffering media-induced eating disorders.

She was pretty much the only one doing any decent acting in Supergirl IMHO; it was a horrible hackneyed show. And she still looks lovely, generally speaking.

And the only thing more stupid than starting this thread was resurrecting it.

I’m sure bubblegumdesaster is going to be a valuable contributor to this forum once he/she/it reads a little more than the opening post of this thread, so make sure you pay him/her/it a lot of attention and keep this crapfest, zombie thread afloat.

…and if you’re not pretty, well then, fuck you.

She really is a lot more appealing now that she’s stopped trying to be adorable.