Yes, YOU, Cleveland Sport Goods Company, of 4452 Mayfield Road
South Euclid, Ohio, can fuck off! Why? Because the Browns lost 44-7 to the Baltimore Ravens. That’s right, THE BALTIMORE RAVENS!!! Just losing to these bruise-colored ass-chomps is bad enough, but they also lost by 37 POINTS! The Ravens couldn’t score 44 points against a wheelchair basketball team, but they did on the Browns! The Ravens’ official site is calling it “the most convincing win in team history.” Aaargh!!
I refuse to swear at the town that is the home of my team, so I must take out my wrath on YOU, Cleveland Sport Goods Company. You go to HELL!
Why am I cursed with being a Browns fan? What have I done to deserve this? Is it too much to ask that these shmoes in orange score at least 14 points a game?
As a Steeler fan (Hey, things haven’t been too good for me either) I have to express sympathy for you. Not only are the Ravens weak, they are, in my eyes, an abomination in the world of Professional sports. I recently lived in South-central Pennsylvania near the Maryland border and had several Baltimore tv stations. It was amazing to see the way they tried to rationalize the move mostly by bringing up the move of the Colts. The Colts left Baltimore because they had no fan support. Despite what one might think about the “way” they left, there were justified in leaving. Much like Pittsburgh, Cleveland Rarely (if ever) did not sellout. I don’t think there has been a Steeler game in 20 years that wasn’t sold-out. The thievery of that team is unjustifiable.
Ravens fans should be ashamed of theirselves. Just be happy that they didn’t get another shut-out.
I should also point out that Dan Rooney was one of the few owners with that Balls to vote against the Anti-Christ (Art Modell) and the move of the Cleveland Franchise.
Fortunately for everybody, though, I had a pleasant Football Sunday.
Hmm… My team, the Lions (the CFL’s BC Lions, that is. We’re the guys who used to have Doug Flutie. I’ve Still got my Flutie Flute) won this weekend. In fact they won the Grey Cup. Woohoo. The underdogs went all the way. We managed to squeak by 28-26
And on a sadder note, it also marked the last game of Lui Passagulia’s (sp?) career. For those of you not in the know, he is a kicker extrodonaire (I believe that he holds several records for both the CFL and NFL). He managed to get the game winning field goal though. Made me very happy.
Anyhoo, not really a pit post, but I’ve spent too much time complaining about Vancouver sport teams, it’s time to brag.
But, on the other hand, it also means football season is over for me. Fuck.
Hey Lizard,
I feel your pain, man. Speaking as a Cleveland Sports fan for 20 some years (ever since I can remember). Look at the bright side, the Indians can’t resign the best hitter in the game.
Maybe there’s a 10 step program we can go through or something.