On the rare occasions that I manage to get out and play, I’m plunged into a red haze of rage and self-loathing by about the third tee, so I can’t manage actual sentence construction. It’s more like an incoherent series of grunts and whistles, interspersed with the words “fuck” and “golf.”
Oh, and the batteries died on my remote a couple of days ago. Where do I pick up one of these “women?”
Cool. Can I put it in my sig?
Singing now: Sometimes its hard… to be ironic
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With zero appologies for hijacking. The problem of this lad’s offensiveness
seems far more important than whether golf makes for good TV.
Byz and Primaflora: Please don’t imagine it’s only the women who are disgusted by
this dumbfuck. I NEVER call anyone a dumbfuck or an asshole but I notice this Mercutio
often behaves like both of these and worse.
Confident that she wouldn’t mind, I once had some fun satyrising Byz’s broadsides
of verbal abuse but now I’m simply envious of that talent:
Mercutio, I hope the Goddess of derision ssschiiitzzz all over you from her dyzzying
heights. You deserve to be buried under an avalanche of the stuff.
Here’s my own ineffectual attempt at getting through to you:
> I’m not the biggest dumbfuck in the world, I merely play one on the SDMB.
Well Mercutio, your posting “Bitch Better Have My Money! Damn Gift Certificates”
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=55225
shows that you play the dumbfuck in the real world too.
Not merely a dumbfuck but an unnecessarily hostile antisocial asshole.
The most amazing line there is: “I triumph” You call that a triumph???
It’s sad the only alternatives for your afternoon are to watch TV or abuse innocent
shop staff. I hope they’ll put on some suitable TV tripe to keep you off the streets.
Later in that post, you try the ploy of awarding a place on your “good” list
to a lone supporter, which brought the deserved response from Enderw24:
> Wow Mercutio, way to ignore the 30 posts blasting your opinion and zero in on
> the one supportive post. I haven’t seen a filter like yours since peace.
Deaf to criticism you try the same crap here!
> As somewhat of a newbie, I am starting of list of the good and the bad…
But again you only mention one “good guy”. With so many detractors it’s no wonder
you’re desperate to reward any supporter with a medal! A good and bad list is such
a pathetic attempt at manipulation it’s below contempt. Who gives a shit?
I admit that getting into “playground politics” with you is silly, but I’m feeling
childish… you really have brought out the worst in me.
If I had to make a good and bad list, it would be opposite to yours.
The good list would be huge but so far only one writer has necessitated creating
a bad list. Because so far only one writer has stuck out as so consistently obnoxious,
so lacking in respect, compassion, fairness, or the ability to learn from others.
Step back, Mercutio, step back!
and STAY back till you develop some decent human qualities.
In balance your contributions here seem little better than mental pollution.
In my short experience here you are the only writer who has stuck out
from the excellent, the good and the mediocre as being insidiously yucky.
Your adolescent-bad-attitude sig, and your unwillingness to get your act together
in spite of all the advice you’ve received, both suggest your are one of those
desperately needy people who seek negative attention.
But stirring it up is stealing people’s time and energy.
I doubt if many people come here to practice how to deal with an immature asshole.
Here’s a serious recommendation:
Before pressing that Send button, read your stuff and consider.
And change that fucking sig line.
Playing “the biggest dumbfuck in the world” on the SDMB is nothing to be proud of.
Wrong game, wrong playpark, dumbass.
Here there are so many more rewarding roles you could play.
And don’t come back with some crap about
“Who does this newbie think he is? a fucking mod or something?”
I’m not trying to restrict your constitutional right to free expression.
I’m just begging you to use it more carefully.