Fuck You, Girlfriend's Brother

Think about what kind of people they must be, and how terrible their daily lives must be, if this is how they treat random strangers. Either their bosses, their spouses, their kids, their parents, or maybe even all of those are giving them unending shit day in and day out, quite possibly. At least they’re harassing you instead of shooting up an elementary school.

That’s about all I’ve got on the subject. the dickery on the internet is amazing, even here, among people who you’d think would be too mature for all that.

How very Dr. Phil of you. ROFL

What are you, 12? How many times in this thread have you rolled on the floor?

Wow. That gets funnier and more clever every time you post it!

On the internet, no knows knows that you are a dog.

Don’t forget the stupidity and social cluelessness that abounds (cough).

That explains everything.

“Rub my belly!”

Don’t dump your purse out then, Allison.

You keep using that word–I do not think it means what you think it means.

Since what it usually means is “the user of this term is a toolbag who believes simplistic (and wrong) PUA theories about how men interact”.

There’s also the matter of your apparent obsession with Dr. Phil. I mean, the mustache IS hypnotic, but try to dial it down a bit, y’know?

If you knew the ecstasy of being tickled by that lip worm you wouldn’t be asking.

Nah - we’re adults, unlike you and al27052. You’re the dick in this situation from any reasonable person looking in from the outside. The good news is, you’ll outgrow it. Being a (clueless) dick (in other words, being 18) is something we’ve all gone through.

There’s no firm evidence that BPC will ever grow up or mature. There are plenty of 30-something man-children around.

True, but I’m willing to give most teens the benefit of the doubt. Christ knows I was an insufferable moron at that age, though I fancied myself wiser and more sophisticated than my peers.

I just read this entire thread.

WTF is wrong with me?

Especially with retarded girls.

Is the retarded girl still reading the thread? What does she think?

Says the retard who’s spent the last four days calling people Dr. Phil. And who went full retard and invented a new verb, “Dr. Phil-ling.”

I’m guessing that’s about a ten foot tall horse your on, give or take six inches.

Given teh OP’s posting history, I’m thinking you should also hide your farm animals, family pets, household pests, wildlife in your area, and put a cork in all your own orifices (with some sort of padlock securing those corks), besides.

[sub] Where’s the :If it’s got a hole, I’ll fuck it: smiley? I can’t seem to find it. Maybe al[numbers] is using it in his knightly quest to justify the OP’s stupidity.[/sub]

I dare you to watch 5 episodes of his show in a row, and NOT get angry at him.

Someone’s got to try to take the high road. Certainly the people calling me “retard” or saying the OP will fuck farm animals are setting the bar so low that it’s literally impossible to go lower…so why TRY to go lower?

Personally, I don’t use take the fact that the Pit allows abusive behavior to mean that I am required to be abusive. At least the Dr. Phil thing is fairly accurate.