last year on Saturn, maybe.
I HAVE a teenager. I also have gray hair and a retirement plan.
The OP is in college (according to him). He writes in November that he just started a relationship with a 16-year-old. We may just have different ideas of what “high school sweetheart” means, but I’ve only known it to mean the SO you dated when you both were in high school. If you’re a college student who starts dating a high schooler, that’s not a “high school sweetheart.” That’s you dating a high schooler. If you dated her your senior year, graduated, and still continued dating her in college, that’s a “high school sweetheart.” Genders may be reversed or the same in my examples.
Your previous posts in this thread prove this statement of yours to be a damn lie.
I haven’t ever noticed you discuss anything rationally.
I banged your mom.
So you’re BPC’s ex?
Hey, mabye he has another sweetheart in middle school, yet another one in elementary school, and perhaps he’s hoping to have even another sweetheart who’s in college. One must differentiate one’s sweethearts somehow; thus, “high school sweetheart” for the one discussed in this particular thread.
Yeah, if that’s the timeline, you’re right. Unless he’s using “high school sweetheart” to mean his sweetheart who’s in high school (which, AFAIK, nobody has, ever) he’s lying somewhere.
Calling people “Dr. Phil” and “grandpa” was, IMHO, pretty mild compared to the stuff getting said to the OP. Mild, and richly-deserved, and funny.
I still don’t think it’s necessary to set a poor example for a young person like the OP by being needlessly abusive.
Yes, we definitely need some bitchiness in addition to the Yo Mamma cracks.
What’s been said to the OP has been pretty mild as well, dude.
Well, one out of three ain’t…actually, it is bad.
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You’re right. We should class this up by bringing Dr. Phil into it.
ooh, sarcasm. Zesty, baby!
No, it’s not. A good bit of the stuff that’s been said to the OP would most likely elicit a “fuck you” from the average 18-year-old IRL. Pissing off the intended audience is not usually a good way to get them to listen.
Of course, I don’t think the goal has been getting him to listen, when it comes to the more abusive posts. I actually don’t know what the goal is, but I’m pretty sure everybody on the thread knows that you don’t abuse people if you want them to listen.
No it isn’t. Bat .333 for your career and it’s Hall of Fame for SURE.
And if you don’t want to be CALLED Dr. Phil, stop doing his goddamn schtick all over this thread, people.
This is the pit. The OP has previously shown himself to be a misogynistic douchenozzle. The goal was ROFL. Goal achieved.
By that logic, if the OP doesn’t want to CALLED a useless, clueless mooch, he shouldn’t do the useless, clueless mooch schtick all over his gf’s mom’s house. It appears we are at an impasse.
What do you think certain of your asinine comments (“advice”) you’ve posted in this thread would’ve gotten you in real life?