Fuck you, March!!!

Thank you, thank you. One of my role models is gravely ill in the hospital, my boyfriend (?) doesn’t have time or energy for me, and my photographer is grounded 'cause his wife got mad for him running around with me.

Only three hours left.

April has a funny sound to it. Has anyone ever sat down and just said “April April April April April April April April April April April April April April April April April April” over and over? OK, nevermind…

As intense and involved as your life is right now, Maybe you should focus your atention on that, and not whining on some message board. Seriously, look at the big picture. You’ve obviously got talent, focus, focus, focus.

I meant whining in a good way, not as a flame. Your art is intriguing, so screw the other shit, and focus on that.

Did I mention you should focus?

Did I mention you should cram March up YOUR ass?

I have been putting up with Hell the entire month, and RIGHT when I think it’s gotten better, on March 31 the only possible things left to go wrong have. Excuse me for snapping and wanting to vent.

As for my artwork, I’ll have you fucking know that I can’t work when I’m stressed, because it makes me fucking sick, so until things get somewhat better unless you want a bunch of paintings of chicks stabbing knives into their chest you should keep me away from the canvas…

** Bandanaman**, she’s already been by to tell you, but jin doesn’t strike me as a person who needs to be told to get a grip and focus. She’s developed her talents, started and runs her own business, and she works on top of that. If I remember correctly, she’s only 23 or 24. I think she’s shown more focus than the majority of her peers do.

Thank you, AudreyK, and I just turned 23 at the end of last month.

Ah, that’s right. I remember your birthday thread. And you’re very welcome.

I don’t mean to hijack, but I would like to take this opportunity to thank February for my straightened septum. I’m breathing much better now, thanks.

Oh, yeah, and FUCK YOU, MARCH, for taking advantage of my newly widened nasal passages and cramming them full of allergenic pollen!

Already in Use , I used to like the sound of the word “April” very much…but now it just reminds me of Avril Lavigne. Bleck.

And FUCK YOU, SMARCH, for your lousy weather!

See, the thing is, Jin, is that you completely rock.

April has been rescheduled this year.
It will now appear right after October.
Thank you.

[Homer]

Mmmmmmmmm…assrum.
[/Homer]

For your convenience, next year April will run concurrently with March, giving the average month consumer a greater choice.

Two for one options will be available for purchace in advance. Buy April before the end of the year and get February 29th free.