Fucking Tar Heels...

The BBQ Pit
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Where the fuck were you today? Where was your heads? Where was the hustle (Byron, Melvin, Justin, Jackie, David, Jesse, this doesn’t include you - you played hard).

Rashad, when you get in one of your moods, you play like you’ve got palsy. I had to listen to that that fuckknob Billy Packer tell me a million times that you played half-ass. I can understand Jawad playing like he’s on barbiturates because of a concussion, but what the fuck was your excuse? You mailed it in today, in a HUGE game. You just sucked.

Fucking Kentucky was giving that fucking game to you today!!! Giving it to you!!! On a silver fucking platter, in front of 23,000 fans at Rupp. Jesus, what an opportunity - and you guys play like punks. We don’t run back on defense, and any team that can pass worth a shit will destroy the trap. No interior defense. No transition defense. Settling for bad shots.

Roy, sit the starters. This effort was unacceptable.

Rashad, this is the second year of this shit. You tease me by dominating Dook at the Dome last year, then going to Cameron and posting ZERO!!! You carry us against Illinois, then you don’t even fucking show up today against a team that’s made us their bitch for the past three fucking seasons. Are you bipolar? Grow the fuck up - this attitude problem of yours is costing you millions.

You can’t blame everything on Doherty. He ain’t there anymore. You players won that power struggle. Now you have a coach who’s a proven winner, you got a chance to redeem yourself, and you still pout like 3-year-old girls.

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKK!! The only good thing I can think of is that the NBA ain’t gonna be knocking on our doors next season - but considering the effort I saw out there today, I’m not so sure that’s a good thing.

Lord knows you have the talent, Tar Heels. But unless you get your heads out of your asses, we’ll stay stuck in this rut for a long time.

Jesus fucking Christ.

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As a UNC alum, and long-time fan, I heartily concur. (insert your own preferred string of obscenities here).

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And I thought Kentucky only hated us Dukies. Saw the last bit of the game, when only one team was playing. Ouch. I (truly) hope it gets better this season, the rivalry is better when neither team sucks.

UncleBill
Duke '88

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(snicker)

Dr. J
UK, '98 and '02, currently in exile among UNC fans

PS: We don’t exactly hate UNC, we just like beating them. Duke, we hate.

PPS: I didn’t get to see today’s game (I was driving home), but from what I heard, neither team deserved to win it.

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There’s college ball in Kentucky? There are colleges in Kentucky?

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UK fans dislike of UNC is well earned.

  1. UNC is one of the few teams that own an overall winning record against UK.

  2. UNC beat us the last two times we’ve played in the tourney

  3. UNC passed us for overall wins while we were on probation. Although we passed them back a few years ago that still kinda stings.
    I wouldn’t worry about it too much GoHeels, an 8-2 record is not horrible, especially given that both losses were close games. The only games that really count are in March anyway. We’ll see you again next year, and in all likelihood our team won’t be as good.

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Well, having spent 15 years living in Chapel Hill, I think I can safely say that most Tarheels don’t actually dislike UK. More like just an irritation that UK has more overall wins now, and things like that.

I was a student at the time of the famous Laettner incident, and even if you hadn’t been playing dook, plenty of us would have been pulling for UK.