But women are so much more vulnerable and need so much more “reasurrance” before they’ll get involved in such a deal. How about Madam Iva Small-Johnson?
Mangetout, this was hilarious. I had a great time reading it and some of the other sites linked to.
This thread is reason enough to pay the subscription to the dope.
Or Madam Iva Fulsome-Paire?
Seriously though, if I can get two scammers to arrive at the same meeting point at the same time, holding cards with each others’ names on them, that would truly be an achievement, wouldn’t it? - My great task has begun!
Or perhaps Ivana Stout-Rogering
If you get them to do it somewhere with a public web cam, you will be immediately and bodily translated to paradise in a blaze of glory.
Let the game begin!
Obviously, I do not post much, but great job and very enjoyable reading!
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If you get them to do it somewhere with a public web cam, you will be immediately and bodily translated to paradise in a blaze of glory.
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AND be rewarded with 72 virgins.
There are some interesting baiting tips here:
http://www.419eater.com/html/baiting.htm
For example, eFax.com allows you to receive faxes for free. (Sending a fax costs money though).
You can also sign up with an internet-based voicemail service.
Mangetout,
I am having had been having much pleasurablenes from reading this cloth of yours making.
Dear Sir,
I am interested in the fantastic opportunity you represent. I would be pleased to partner with you to achieve superior financial results by leveraging our intellectual capital and fudiciary resources. Please advise me as to the most expedient process by which we can work together, in a consultatory relationship, to expidite the transaction in question. Unlike Mr Dastardly I am not in the habit of stretching things out and I am interested in wrapping this business up as soon as possible.
Sincerely,
Dr Reed Richards
I recently received an e-mail from one of these geniuses…I’d love to send it to you mangetout. If you’d like Mr. Thomas Magura’s message let me know. Would love to see more fun with Mugus… 
**Church of the Painted Breast
Converting the scammers.
As stated above, this thread is hilarious. Made my day! 
Zombie thread! Zombie thread!
Here I thought that there was an update on Dick Dastardly & Mr. Austin Wemba.
Nuts.
I trust that eventually he will receive an email from your estate trustee concerning what to do with the funds involved in your dealings in SA at the time your plane went down.
Unfortunately the Austin Wemba saga never really wrapped up as I’d have liked. His email account was closed after I reported him to Yahoo, although I only did this after it was clear he wasn’t responding to me any more.
Darn - I too was hoping for the next installment in the Dastardly saga.
Mangetout - I dry my laundry in the sun of your glory.
Regards,
Shodan
Did it bite any other thread? If so, we’re gonna be awash in 'em. I think you have to shoot them in the OP to stop 'em, but I’ll have to go back and check a few–
–oh, hold on a sec. Someone’s pounding at the door moaning about Blaine’s. I’m not sure what item of Blaine’s he’s looking for, but we don’t even have a Blaine in the office. I’ll be back…