Fun nonsense on labels for personal care products

In My Humble Opinion
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An old roommate had a shampoo bottle in the shower declaring “Now with aminoproteins!” I have no idea what that means. Nor did she. We’re both chemists.

Makers of bar soap sometimes find it necessary for me to know that the soap is “French milled”. I see this sometimes in the little soaps they give you in hotels. I think it means it’s been pressed through rollers a few times. I also think nobody cares.

I’ve only used rosewater in food, but I guess some people use it as a perfume so it can count here. Check this out: https://www.amazon.com/Heritage-Products-Rosewater-Petals-8-Ounces/dp/B001H54VJI

I made some sort of pistachio rosewater pudding with it. AFAICT it did not raise my energy to a higher vibration.

What do you see on products you buy/use/encounter that gives you a puzzled chuckle?

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So, you’re still just at the 49th vibration, like the rest of us?

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As to the question at hand, I remain absolutely gobsmacked that the current state of our world allows/necessitates statements like these:

“Do not take this medication if you are allergic to this medication.”

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“… or any of its ingredients.”

Who checks the ingredients of every medication they take?

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I’m trying to figure out what an “ingredient found in jellyfish” has to do with an alleged memory aid, especially since jellyfish don’t have brains.

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That ad always makes me think of that 1959 Roger Corman film The Wasp Woman, in which a cosmetics executive starts using some sort of wasp extract and turns into the titular half-wasp, half-woman* . I imagine dialogue like this:

“Where’s grandpa? I haven’t seen him since he got back from the drugstore?”

“I think he’s still in his bedroom.”

“That’s odd. He’s been in there an awfully long time.”

(Sounds of sloshing and wet slurping from behind the door)

*(although nowhere near as interesting as the poster image)

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You know, the poster child for this thread has to be Dr. Bronner’s Soap

https://www.google.com/search?q=Dr.+Bronner+label&tbm=isch&source=hp&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiP4PvQv_riAhVpUt8KHVvzBNsQsAR6BAgFEAE&biw=1440&bih=708

http://www.subgenius.com/updates/5-99news/X0007_BRONNER.txt.html