Fun thing #1 : Doing a search on the SDMB using the keywords ‘Lobsang’ and ‘drunk’
Invent new weirdass drinking games and convince your drunk buddies to play them.
Start threads in MPSIMS about anything.
Count up the money you saved in a week by not drinking and blow it on lap dances.
Make fun of your friends when they’re drunk. And then again when they are sober, about what they did when they were drunk.
Talk your still drinking buddies into doing something really stupid, (stealing all the pink flamingos out of a trailer court, for example)and laugh about it the whole time they are doing it. (from a distance, of course) Laugh even harder when said drinker buddies call you the next morning and ask you where in the hell all the damn flamingos in their garage came from.
AHHHH, the memories.
Lobsang, I think you got it in your OP. 
Actually, reading old drunken posts of mine is one thing that makes me sooooo glad I’m not like that anymore. There was one in particular where I was giving information for a Dopefest I was planning, and even after two or three tries/posts, it still came out garbled.
Make it home.
Keep dinner down.
Get up the next morning.
Not frighten anybody at work.
Not have to explain yourself.
Go play pool. (Billiards) Seriously. I found that I was much better at it sober. 